Sweet F.A. F.C. - WE'RE BACK BABY!!!

[Restricted Free Agent]

I’ll play wherever the team needs me

Cool would you like to fill a wild card spot

 

[fumbler]

Cool would you like to fill a wild card spot

Basically what you’ll get, wild card.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Ok so with 15 spots filled we still need another ten before we get the series underway!
We need the following.
1 Goalkeeper
2 Centre backs
1 Left back
1 central midfielder
1 right midfielder
2 strikers
2 wild cards
JT_the_Man BLERN JackNah_8 Pie 4 Life BRAB haydo Cactus_ Wooshette MEB_ mike123 hotkorma Fryer Tuck
Anyone interested? Just fill in the form (only takes 5 minutes) and become a soccer star!

 

[BRAB]

Literally * off.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Literally **** off.

BRAB

 

[JT_the_Man]

Ok so with 15 spots filled we still need another ten before we get the series underway!
We need the following.
1 Goalkeeper
2 Centre backs
1 Left back
1 central midfielder
1 right midfielder
2 strikers
2 wild cards
JT_the_Man BLERN JackNah_8 Pie 4 Life BRAB haydo Cactus_ Wooshette MEB_ mike123 hotkorma Fryer Tuck
Anyone interested? Just fill in the form (only takes 5 minutes) and become a soccer star!

I already said I was your right back.

 

[Fryer Tuck]

Ah! Mama Mia, I am late!

First Name: Zeke
Surname: Varakanen
Known As:
Kit Name: Varakanen
Nation: Finland
Position: GK
Role:
Kit Number: 60
Preferred Foot: LRight
Height: 210cm
Weight: 120kg
Body Type: Buff


Attacking:
Crossing: 0
Finishing: 0
Heading Acc.: 0
Short Pass: 80
Volleys: 99
Weak Foot* (out of five): 1

Defending:
Marking: 99
Stand Tackle: 99
Slide Tackle: 99

Skill:
Dribbling: 90
Curve: 0
FK Accuracy: 0
Long Pass: 80
Ball Control: 90

Power:
Shot Power: 0
Jumping: 99
Stamina: 30
Strength: 99
Long Shots: 0

Movement:
Acceleration: 85
Sprint Speed: 85
Agility: 99
Reactions: 99
Balance: 99

Mentality:
Aggression: 50
Tactical Awareness: 99
Attacking Position: 0
Vision: 99
Penalties: 0

And for Goalkeepers, there are 300 points to spend on the following:
GK Diving: 90
GK Handling: 50
GK Kicking: 0
GK Positioning: 70
GK Reflexes: 90

And this time, I've got competition? Bring it on JoshWoodenSpoon !

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Ah! Mama Mia, I am late!

First Name: Zeke
Surname: Varakanen
Known As:
Kit Name: Varakanen
Nation: Finland
Position: GK
Role:
Kit Number: 60
Preferred Foot: LRight
Height: 210cm
Weight: 120kg
Body Type: Buff


Attacking:
Crossing: 0
Finishing: 0
Heading Acc.: 0
Short Pass: 80
Volleys: 99
Weak Foot* (out of five): 1

Defending:
Marking: 99
Stand Tackle: 99
Slide Tackle: 99

Skill:
Dribbling: 90
Curve: 0
FK Accuracy: 0
Long Pass: 80
Ball Control: 90

Power:
Shot Power: 0
Jumping: 99
Stamina: 30
Strength: 99
Long Shots: 0

Movement:
Acceleration: 85
Sprint Speed: 85
Agility: 99
Reactions: 99
Balance: 99

Mentality:
Aggression: 50
Tactical Awareness: 99
Attacking Position: 0
Vision: 99
Penalties: 0

And for Goalkeepers, there are 300 points to spend on the following:
GK Diving: 90
GK Handling: 50
GK Kicking: 0
GK Positioning: 70
GK Reflexes: 90

And this time, I've got competition? Bring it on JoshWoodenSpoon !

Learn to kick Varakanen, you mug!

 

[Fryer Tuck]

Learn to kick Varakanen, you mug!

Pah, who needs distribution when you can catch bullets with your hands?

This is me taking the GK spot from you:


So slow...

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

You can sign me up. I'm big, muscular and I like flowers

First Name: IDont
Surname:Care
Known As:IDontCare
Kit Name: IDC
Nation: Israel
Position: (GK, Def, Mid, Fwd) Wild Card (CM)
Role: (Left, right, centre, (striker option if fwd))
Kit Number: 69
Preferred Foot: Right
Height: Max
Weight: Min
Body Type: (Average, Lean, Buff I assume)

 

[I Dont Care]

First Name: IDont
Surname:Care
Known As:IDontCare
Kit Name: IDC
Nation: Israel
Position: (GK, Def, Mid, Fwd) Wild Card (CM)
Role: (Left, right, centre, (striker option if fwd))
Kit Number: 69
Preferred Foot: Right
Height: Max
Weight: Min
Body Type: (Average, Lean, Buff I assume)

Israel? Is that somewhere near Melbourne?

 

[Fryer Tuck]

Accrington is the new club!

Who are they?

(Exactly.)



(Props if you get the joke. Do remember that these guys got promoted, big boots to fill!)

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Who are they?

(Exactly.)



(Props if you get the joke.)

Good question. Tag some people you think will be interested cause we need 7 more people before we start

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Tommycash roll up roll up. Another peripheral thinga to be bamboozled by!

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Alright planning to start by adding 3 fake accounts
Ghost Haro
Brab
Suzi Olsen

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Here it is our round 1 side! I'm going to simulate 5 games and then write up. (Everyone's in the squad or a starting sub)

On [device_name] using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Alright there it was, our starting squad. Looking very strong!

On [device_name] using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Loonerty]

Quiv should be at CAM and another CDM in the side.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Bench again......this is going to be like last season, I can feel it.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

In the first 5 games there have been 2 big injuries. Find out who they are as soon as I finish my revision!

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

and it's not getting me upload any pictures I'll be back after I finish even more revision!

 

[The Half Back]

The suspense is killing me, I just want to know how many weeks I'll be out and if anyone will come sign my cast in the hospital......

 

[U2tigers]

have we been winning?

Should keep us match updated.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Game 1:
In the Champions trophy we have a 100% win rate! For some reason all the numbers ****ed up but hey. Defensive midfielder Michaels kicked two goals and I kicked a goal and got a yellow card.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Another game another easy win! Unfortunately this one comes with a pice NickCC has done a serious injury He'll be out for 8 weeks. Michaels appears to be building some form with another goal. Quivorir appears to have come of second best in this game coming away with a yellow card.