Media Sweet FA: Three Things I Learnt This Week - S29 Edition: Now With 50% More Melts!

[TheInjuryFactory]

Bringing back this Wooshette classic for Season 29.

Three things I learnt this week...

1. New season, new skipper, same old Baghdad
2. Ant Bear does a great ScoMo impression
3. Channel Nine offer free advertising to up and coming media moguls

Over to you Sweet FA

 

[Headless]

1. If we keep this pace, the beez will be hotly contested.

2. You should never discount a former admin.

3. Perception of the interchange has turned a corner. BIG TIME.

 

[MWPP]

1. The Royals are reinvigorated and are finally on the way up in an offield sense after some astute offseason LG promotions and list recruitment
2. This season’s crop of rookies (many of whom were recruited from the Fremantle Tour) are showing a lot of promise
3. Unfortunately, fake /fraudulent medical
practitioners exist in fantasy footy leagues as well as in real life

 

[Test Tickle]

Three things I learnt this week...

1. The Committee Room gives me headaches.
2. Kennedy Parker picks on me.
3. DON'T ever underestimate the Bears on AND off the field.

 

[RelaxMax]

1. Tonga Bob and Randomizor and are great additions to the Warriors
2. Cadaver goes ok
3. No one posts here that doesn't want to

 

[MWPP]

3. No one posts here that doesn't want to

Come what may?
(I wouldn’t rule out the odd imperius curse)

 

[spookism]

1. The Filth Wizard is a dirty spammer.
2. Harvey Manfrenjensenden would make a semi-decent investigative reporter
3. I've managed to bring across a similar era of success to the Royals

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

1. The Filth Wizard is a dirty spammer.
2. Harvey Manfrenjensenden would make a semi-decent investigative reporter
3. I've managed to bring across a similar era of success to the Royals

Semi-decent is by far the nicest thing you've said about me. I will treasure this moment for ever.

 

[The Half Back]

1. Toby Greene is a tremendous football player
2. Callums_Guns is a tremendous qootball player
3. Trying to outscore an entire team on your own is difficult

 

[A Bit Dusty]

1/ I should stop drinking before the first bounce
2/ Dry humping is not only for animals
3/ Hangovers are bad (for any kiddies out there)

 

[CakeEater]

1/ I should stop drinking before the first bounce
2/ Dry humping is not only for animals
3/ Hangovers are bad (for any kiddies out there)

Told you to stay away from the Coronas.

Too soon?

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

1. Never count the Rats out. Of anything.
2. I missed the Sweet F.A. more than I thought
3. With the exception of one thread by a certain rookie (it's his first one, I'll give him a bit of a break) the media quality this season looks well and truly high

 

[Proper Gander]

1. I suck at Qooty
2. Bombers really need to get their s**t together, I mean this latest thing is legit dumb
3. I may have a future as a poet

 

[Ned_Flanders]

1) the freo rookies are a good batch

2) the bombers have continued with their long standing tradition of appointing useless captains

3) the bunnies curse on the furies is still to be exorcised

 

[Damp Squarie]

2) the bombers have continued with their long standing tradition of appointing useless captains

You're only saying that cos he wont be there to tear you a new one next week.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

1. TJASTA kicked 4 qoals from CHF and should be favourite for the S29 ALL SFA CHF Position
2. I know its fantasy but I hate ******* loosing
3. U2tigers is a good judge of qooty flesh. He made me Captain of his SuperQoach team and first round I achieved highest DT for our game.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

You're only saying that cos he wont be there to tear you a new one next week.

If he doesn't post because of suspension he is a bigger squib than Tex Walker

 

[Tigerturbulance]

3 things I learnt about the Demons this week:
1. Proper Gander likes rhubarb
2. Demon forwards play nude
3.@Headless is a specialist bench player and should be favourite for the S29 ALL SFA Interchange

 

[Headless]

3 things I learnt about the Demons this week:
1. Proper Gander likes rhubarb
2. Demon forwards play nude
3.@Headless is a specialist bench player and should be favourite for the S29 ALL SFA Interchange

Tigerturbulance knows where it's at!

#celebratethepine

 

[WaynesWorld19]

You're only saying that cos he wont be there to tear you a new one next week.

You do know I'm a s**t Qooty Player, don't you ?

 

[Damp Squarie]

If he doesn't post because of suspension he is a bigger squib than Tex Walker

I've got feelings you know

 

[Test Tickle]

1. TJASTA kicked 4 qoals from CHF and should be favourite for the S29 ALL SFA CHF Position
2. I know its fantasy but I hate ******* loosing
3. U2tigers is a good judge of qooty flesh. He made me Captain of his SuperQoach team and first round I achieved highest DT for our game.

3 things I learnt about the Demons this week:
1. Proper Gander likes rhubarb
2. Demon forwards play nude
3.@Headless is a specialist bench player and should be favourite for the S29 ALL SFA Interchange

So thats 6 things you've learnt this week BIG BOY.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

So thats 6 things you've learnt this week BIG BOY.

what can I say, I like to do things in excess

 

[Barrybran]

1) The league needs more media of the quality produced by Kennedy Parker and Harvey Manfrenjensenden. I'm looking forward to Tigerturbulance and TheInjuryFactory entering the fray in the near future.

2) Gumbies FFC have a pulse, putting up their highest match thread activity since Round 3, Season 26.

3) I love beez

 

[TJASTA]

Hello all,

These are the three things I learnt this week:

1. CHF is a great place to be
2. The Furies is a great place to be
3. Happiness is the way to fight for success

Much love,
-TJASTA.