philreich
TheBrownDog
- Mar 2, 2014
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At least Crows fans can sleep while their team is playing.......Sleep is overrated
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At least Crows fans can sleep while their team is playing.......Sleep is overrated
It *en is NOTSleep is overrated
It fu**en is NOT
Even my bones are tired wahhhhSpot the parent with young kids...
I tell you what though. That skin suit he is sewing is starting to really come along.
"Put the ******* lotion in the basket!!"
When my kids were young (yes I'm an old fossil now), I would regularly tell them, "I helped bring you into this world, and I can take you out of it just as easily!!!!!"Spot the parent with young kids...
Ahhh all this time I was thinking “how’s this guy South Australian? He seems witty and normal!” But there it is.When my kids were young (yes I'm an old fossil now), I would regularly tell them, "I helped bring you into this world, and I can take you out of it just as easily!!!!!"
No-one has ever thought that.Ahhh all this time I was thinking “how’s this guy South Australian? He seems witty and normal!” But there it is.
Just don't criticise our water. There's nothing wrong with it, as long as you chew it 3 times before swallowing it.Ahhh all this time I was thinking “how’s this guy South Australian? He seems witty and normal!” But there it is.
Even I would dispute it.No-one has ever thought that.
I remember the time my son was getting ready for bed - at least I thought he was, and he says to me, "Dad, can I have a glass of water?"I swear this has just happened.
My older son is getting ready for bedtime when, out of the blue, he starts laughing out loud.
— What's going on, son?
— DAD JOKES ARE GREAT!
This is so much something my son would say that I've just gone to look in his room to make sure it's not on fire right now.I remember the time my son was getting ready for bed - at least I thought he was, and he says to me, "Dad, can I have a glass of water?"
I replied, "Really son? But that will be your 10th glass."
Without batting an eyelid, he says, "Yeah I know - my bedroom is on fire."
I was looking forward to visiting Phil is his hometown of snowtown, maybe I should hold offAhhh all this time I was thinking “how’s this guy South Australian? He seems witty and normal!” But there it is.
I suppose your hesitancy is all my vault???I was looking forward to visiting Phil is his hometown of snowtown, maybe I should hold off
I was looking forward to visiting Phil is his hometown of snowtown, maybe I should hold off
Speaking of children, I'm constantly blown away by the names certain people burden their kids with. Apparently Usain Bolt and his wife have just had a little girl - they've called her Olympia Lightning Bolt!!!!!
Is suing your parents a thing these days?????
You can bank on it......Phil thinks he is a barrel of laughs....
You can take that to the bank.Phil thinks he is a barrel of laughs....