Live Event Sweet FA Tour of Bigfooty - SFA vs Cricket Board

[Barrybran]

If the Cricket Board has a spot, I would be happy to come out of retirement for just this one match.

B: Back pocket - Full back - Back Pocket
HB: Half back flank - Centre half back - Half back flank
C: Wing - Centre - Wing
HF: Half forward flank - Centre half forward - Half forward flank
F: Forward pocket - Full forward - Forward pocket
FOLL: Ruck - Ruck rover - Rover
INT: Interchange 1 - Grand Uncle Horace

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Grand Uncle Horace can’t run … he can barely walk at his age

Undeterred by the appalling autobahn of a pitch, here am I coming off the long run.

 

[philreich]

Ha ha, with Grand Uncle Horace coming in off the long run, still putting it in good areas.

Horrie is so unfit, that he gets a stitch when his nose runs.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Horrie is so unfit, that he gets a stitch when his nose runs.

Horrie sweats gravy.

 

[kdavva]

Make of this what you will but I work for a small bookie and Austin Waugh threw the biggest tantrum I have ever seen because we wouldn’t give him free s**t. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

 

[Greenery]

Make of this what you will but I work for a small bookie and Austin Waugh threw the biggest tantrum I have ever seen because we wouldn’t give him free sh*t. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

Some evil company you are a part of... He's the son of Mark FFS??

 

[T2B_]

Make of this what you will but I work for a small bookie and Austin Waugh threw the biggest tantrum I have ever seen because we wouldn’t give him free sh*t. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

So he's the Aussie version of Veruca Salt basically.

 

[Barrybran]

Some evil company you are a part of... He's the son of Mark FFS??

Isn't Austin Steve's son?

 

[Greenery]

Isn't Austin Steve's son?

Yes.

 

[Barrybran]

Yes.

Good chat

 

[Kuuz]

Santana k31th deanc Kuuz frankrizzo

Guys - fancy a crack at this?

Had a read - I'm still a bit confused but curioussss

Brain is a bit slow from being addled by the virus

 

[T2B_]

Had a read - I'm still a bit confused but curioussss

Brain is a bit slow from being addled by the virus

Trust me if thinking was a requirement for SFA, it would have a quarter of the amount of posters that it does.

Besides posting, the sim does all the work "on-field" and you get to live vicariously through your achievements so that's pretty cool.

 

[Barrybran]

Had a read - I'm still a bit confused but curioussss

Brain is a bit slow from being addled by the virus

Primary purpose - computer sim for footy fans where you get to be the star

Secondary purpose - talking s**t (fairly obvious from this thread) and abusing said simulation for putting you on the bench instead of being said star

Basically if you like shitposting and/or are a bit of a nerd, we have a niche little community for you to indulge in.

Right now though, we're looking for people to partake in an exhibition game so the only thing we need people to do is say "in" and we'll do the rest. Banter is optional.

 

[TedDougChris]

Had a read - I'm still a bit confused but curioussss

Brain is a bit slow from being addled by the virus

Mate - thanks for volunteering - you don't need to do anything except sledge* the opposition - the Simulation will do the rest of the work.... Do you have a preferred football position ?? On ballers and FF are the best places to demonstrate your talents !!

* - sledge responsibly and to your limits. Don't sledge under the influence of alcohol. If sledging is a problem for you, please blame Novax....

 

[Brenton Davy]

Primary purpose - computer sim for footy fans where you get to be the star

Secondary purpose - talking sh*t (fairly obvious from this thread) and abusing said simulation for putting you on the bench instead of being said star

Basically if you like shitposting and/or are a bit of a nerd, we have a niche little community for you to indulge in.

Right now though, we're looking for people to partake in an exhibition game so the only thing we need people to do is say "in" and we'll do the rest. Banter is optional.

To our cricket board brethren.

Abusing the sim covers a multitude of sins. In general terms, the greater your ego the more you need to abuse the sim to cover your lack of qootying ability. Suffice to say I abuse it all the time…

 

[Agent93]

Don't sledge under the influence of alcohol.

Yeah, dunno about that one TDC. Some of the best SFA work happens under the influence. Some of the worst also, but that's irrelevant.

You don't want to exclude potential imbibers like Kuuz do you?

 

[Greenery]

To our cricket board brethren.

Abusing the sim covers a multitude of sins. In general terms, the greater your ego the more you need to abuse the sim to cover your lack of qootying ability. Suffice to say I abuse it all the time…

Umm... What??

 

[Barrybran]

Umm... What??

Brenton Davy is saying he's s**t at qooty

 

[TedDougChris]

Yeah, dunno about that one TDC. Some of the best SFA work happens under the influence. Some of the worst also, but that's irrelevant.

You don't want to exclude potential imbibers like Kuuz do you?

I'd love to see Kuuz coming in off the long run up to have a crack at a few of the Sweet FA'ers. I reckon there be a bit of action in the brown trouser department...

 

[akkaps]

I'd love to see @Kuuz coming in off the long run up to have a crack at a few of the Sweet FA'ers.

 

[Brenton Davy]

Brenton Davy is saying he's sh*t at qooty

I’m saying that I’m writing cheques the sim can’t cash

 

[damicky]

I’m saying that I’m writing cheques the sim can’t cash

 

[TedDougChris]

I was thinking this... But with possibly more cricket ??

 

[Brenton Davy]

Nothing an extinction level event shirtfront wouldn’t fix…

 

[Dingster]

All that remained