Er I don't really mind wherever. Everyone likes to talk it up to key forwards kicking like s*** so that could be something to look forward to.
After lightly skimming the Kama Sutra i can say undoubtedly that i can handle any position. Im a big fan of giving and not a fan of receiving though. Any position that i can have enough room to swing my big salamander around and laugh at the inequities of the opposition would be good as i assume whatever team i am on will go through undefeated.
You're flexible? Ooh, I don't know if we can have fit and agile players in qooty matches. We have a very strict equal opportunity policy to include fat bastards.
He did say fat and not just generally useless
I mean the opposition has to show up first I guess
That's usually my problem too after reading the Kama Sutra
I can definitely provide a similar playing weight, just at the height of a back pocket
I have been known to kick directly into the man on the mark. Not even during play, just during the warm up, and without the ball. It's a gift
Black leather or silver glitter? Either way i'm not fussy
If they're equally weighted I'm ok with it. I'd be like a Michael Jackson FF only I'd be allowed to coach the NAB kids so even better
I can't say any of my coaches ever wore leather, glitter or a combination of both. It certainly would have been off-putting to the opposition.
I mean, would you want to tackle me? You bring me to ground I'll scream "yes daddy!" and after that I'll just walk through stoppages for the rest of the game
