Sweet FA Tour of BigFooty - The Bulldogs Board vs the Sweet FA

[PMBangers]

0% Time on Ground? Barrybran please remind me to send you a christmas card this year

 

[CursingFijian]

There's that shirtfront i was promised.

 

[Barrybran]

0% Time on Ground? Barrybran please remind me to send you a christmas card this year

I had 0% time on ground as well. I was just clever enough to not suit up.

 

[Northernsoul74]

I feel like I could be delisted.

 

[weltschmerz]

0% Time on Ground? Barrybran please remind me to send you a christmas card this year

Playing the important role of "drinking beer on the bench".

 

[ImissFrosty]

Playing the important role of "drinking beer on the bench".

he was probably doing lines, bangers is cool like that

 

[PMBangers]

Playing the important role of "drinking beer on the bench".

Oh no I'm on a diet, only White Claws for me

 

[CursingFijian]

Keep this up CursingFijian and I will shank that FF position off Jabba73 mate!

These preseason games are never a good indication of future performance for me. You know that.

5 goals means I don’t have to train at all for the month of March.

 

[Barrybran]

I feel like I could be delisted.

You could at least get a season or two of fake stats in first

 

[Tonga Bob]

Thanks for the game and the banter Doggies, you’re good people. Hope to see you around the place.

Cheer mate, you were a worthy opponent. Still…

 

[Brenton Davy]

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3 : 8.34 {C} - akkaps wins the tap decisively.
3 : 8.4 {lW} - maddog37 fighting to get a clear kick.
3 : 8.45 {lW} - There's the move we expected.
3 : 8.49 - <<< cooney is trading places with weltschmerz >>>
3 : 8.55 {lW} - maddog37 with some space now.
3 : 8.59 {rW} - Quick hands to weltschmerz under pressure.
3 : 9.03 {rW} - Crunching tackle by T2B_.
3 : 9.07 {lW} - T2B_ weaves through the congestion.
3 : 9.09 {lW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
3 : 9.13 {rW} - An underground handpass to manangatang.
3 : 9.18 {rW} - Handpass to space. jackster83 runs onto it.
3 : 9.22 {lW} - He kicks across the ground towards T2B_.
3 : 9.23 {lW} - T2B_ can't take it.
3 : 9.28 {rW} - weltschmerz slowing down the play.
3 : 9.32 {rW} - weltschmerz runs into T2B_ and is getting up very slowly.
3 : 9.36 {lW} - T2B_ dances around weltschmerz.
3 : 9.38 {C} - A wild handball - but luckily Metalcrusher was well placed to clean up.
3 : 9.42 {lW} - He elects to use T2B_ and kicks in that direction.
3 : 9.46 {lW} - weltschmerz will take this. No - he's dropped it.
3 : 9.51 {rW} - weltschmerz with the ball now.
3 : 9.55 {rW} - An underground handpass to Deadly Dunkley.
3 : 9.56 {CHF} - He tries to find Testekill with a chip pass.
3 : 10.01 {CHF} - No-one can take the mark.
3 : 10.05 {CHF} - Testekill dances around damicky.
3 : 10.09 {CHF} - Testekill has time to take a bounce.
3 : 10.11 {CHF} - Gives the ball to Mike.
3 : 10.15 {CHF} - krakouers might be in trouble with the tribunal after that tackle on Mike. Play on is the call.
3 : 10.19 {CHB} - damicky sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 10.23 {CHB} - damicky bounces the ball.
3 : 10.25 {lW} - Searching pass in the direction of T2B_.
3 : 10.3 {lW} - The ball drops short of T2B_.
3 : 10.34 {lW} - maddog37 has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 10.38 {lW} - Gives the ball to ossie_21.
3 : 10.4 {lW} - ossie_21 sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
3 : 10.44 {CHF} - He gets his kick away.
3 : 10.48 {CHF} - But damicky is better positioned and marks safely.
3 : 10.52 {CHB} - Taking the ball is damicky.
3 : 10.55 {rW} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
3 : 10.58 {rW} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
3 : 11.03 {rW} - manangatang through heavy traffic.
3 : 11.07 {rW} - Finds jackster83 with a handball.
3 : 11.09 {lHFF} - A short kick to TheInjuryFactory.
3 : 11.13 {lHFF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
3 : 11.17 {lHFF} - Nobody's checking TheInjuryFactory.
3 : 11.21 {lHFF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
3 : 11.25 {rHFF} - He involves Brenton Davy in the play.
3 : 11.27 {CHF} - Gives the ball to Tonga Bob.
3 : 11.31 {CHF} - That's holding the ball.
3 : 11.36 {CHB} - Bulldogs85 with the ball now.
3 : 11.4 {rW} - weltschmerz and T2B_ jostle for position.
3 : 11.42 {rW} - Spoilt by T2B_.
3 : 11.46 {rW} - The ball is now with manangatang.
3 : 11.5 - <<< ImissFrosty is coming on to replace DenieD >>>
3 : 11.56 {rW} - manangatang slowing down the play.
3 : 12 {lHFF} - Thumps the ball forward.
3 : 12.04 {lHFF} - The ball spills free.
3 : 12.08 {CHB} - Bulldogs85 slowing down the play.
3 : 12.11 {rHBF} - Quick hands to Northernsoul74 under pressure.
3 : 12.15 {lW} - His kick is towards maddog37.
3 : 12.19 {lW} - maddog37 takes that parallel to the ground..
3 : 12.23 {lW} - maddog37 has it.
3 : 12.27 {lW} - Quick hands to ossie_21 under pressure.
3 : 12.3 {lHFF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
3 : 12.33 {FF} - A measured kick to Th3 DoG FaTh3R.
3 : 12.37 {FF} - Over the head of Th3 DoG FaTh3R.
3 : 12.41 {rBP} - So Senor M ... with a moment to digest his options.
3 : 12.44 {rBP} - Senor M has a bounce.
3 : 12.48 {CHB} - Throws it onto his boot.
3 : 12.52 {CHB} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
3 : 12.56 {CHB} - damicky sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 12.58 {lHBF} - Passes to ImissFrosty by hand.
3 : 13.02 {lHBF} - ImissFrosty holds BallaratBulldog out of the contest right in front of the umpire.
3 : 13.06 {rHFF} - BallaratBulldog has it.
3 : 13.1 {rHFF} - Flicks it to Deadly Dunkley.
3 : 13.13 {rHFF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
3 : 13.17 {rHFF} - That couldn't be a goal ... surely?.
3 : 13.21 {rHFF} - jackster83 slaps it through for a behind.
Western Bulldogs : 7.4.46
Sweet FA XX : 13.12.90
3 : 13.27 {FB} - thewizardmelon signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 13.31 {rHBF} - A kick in the general direction of JoshWoodenSpoon.
3 : 13.35 {rHBF} - Shocking kick and fitzroybowiedog will take the mark.
3 : 13.39 {lHFF} - fitzroybowiedog to send the ball forward.
3 : 13.43 {FF} - A mongrel punt in the direction of Th3 DoG FaTh3R.
3 : 13.46 {FF} - The umpire calls play on.
3 : 13.5 {FF} - Th3 DoG FaTh3R scoops up the ball.
3 : 13.53 {FF} - Sets sail for home..
3 : 13.58 {FF} - Just shaves the post - one behind to Th3 DoG FaTh3R.
Western Bulldogs : 7.5.47
Sweet FA XX : 13.12.90
3 : 14.04 {FB} - Senor M has possession.
3 : 14.08 {FB} - Senor M takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
3 : 14.12 {rHBF} - Long raking kick in the direction of JoshWoodenSpoon.
3 : 14.15 {rHBF} - fitzroybowiedog will take this. No - he's dropped it.
3 : 14.19 {rHFF} - So BallaratBulldog ... with a moment to digest his options.
3 : 14.22 {FF} - He sends the ball to Th3 DoG FaTh3R.
3 : 14.26 {FF} - thewizardmelon did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
3 : 14.29 {FF} - Th3 DoG FaTh3R dances around thewizardmelon.
3 : 14.33 {FF} - Th3 DoG FaTh3R from point blank range.
3 : 14.37 {FF} - Starts right - a stays right. One behind.
Western Bulldogs : 7.6.48
Sweet FA XX : 13.12.90
3 : 14.43 {FB} - So thewizardmelon ... with a moment to digest his options.
3 : 14.48 {FB} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
3 : 14.52 {lBP} - A poor handpass but GWS Goose is up to the challenge.
3 : 14.55 {lBP} - Almost a throw to jackster83.
3 : 14.58 {rBP} - He kicks across the ground towards Senor M.
3 : 15.02 {rBP} - Senor Maleunko!.
3 : 15.06 {rBP} - Senor M looking for a lead.
3 : 15.1 {rBP} - Senor M has time to take a bounce.
3 : 15.14 {rBP} - He handpasses to krakouers.
3 : 15.16 {rBP} - A slick handpass goes to akkaps.
3 : 15.21 {lHBF} - Thumps the ball forward.
3 : 15.24 {lHBF} - One grab... Two... Three... Mark to ImissFrosty.
3 : 15.28 {lHBF} - With the ball is ImissFrosty.
3 : 15.31 {C} - He sends the ball to Metalcrusher.
3 : 15.35 {C} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
3 : 15.38 {C} - Virgin Dog to send the ball forward.
3 : 15.43 {C} - Virgin Dog isn't just seeing stars after that clash with Metalcrusher. He could map the Milky Way.
3 : 15.45 {rW} - manangatang looking for a lead.
3 : 15.49 {rW} - What a tackle by maddog37.
3 : 15.53 {rW} - weltschmerz sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
3 : 15.57 {C} - Kick goes sideways.
3 : 16 {C} - Spoilt by Metalcrusher.
3 : 16.04 {C} - Who wants it? Metalcrusher does. Great stuff.
3 : 16.08 {rW} - Spears a kick towards manangatang.
3 : 16.12 {rW} - Brilliant mark by manangatang!.
3 : 16.16 {rW} - manangatang looks downfield.
3 : 16.18 {rW} - A long looping handpass to akkaps.
3 : 16.22 {C} - He kicks across the ground towards Metalcrusher.
3 : 16.27 {C} - No mark taken as Metalcrusher and Virgin Dog wrestle for position.
3 : 16.3 {C} - Virgin Dog with the ball now.
3 : 16.32 {lW} - A long looping handpass to maddog37.
3 : 16.37 {lW} - Handpass over the shoulder to ossie_21.
3 : 16.4 {CHF} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to Testekill.
3 : 16.45 {CHF} - Testekill appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
3 : 16.47 {CHF} - Testekill looking for a lead.
3 : 16.51 {C} - Handpass to space. Deadly Dunkley runs onto it.
3 : 16.55 {C} - Deadly Dunkley has a bounce.
3 : 16.59 {CHF} - Deadly Dunkley has another.

Votes as decided by the sim.

3 - jackster83 (SFA)
2 - Deadly Dunkley (WBD)
1 - krakouers (SFA)

Robbed!

 

[TedDougChris]

he was probably doing lines, bangers is cool like that

 

[thewizardmelon]

Thanks so much for having us dogs board, it was fun to see you guys engage and banter back just as much. Pity about the loss, but hey, a pre-season loss is just extra training right?

Special thanks to Bulldogs85 adogsfan5 and weltschmerz for all really having a crack with us. Appreciate it and really hope to see you guys around on Big Footy, whether that be in SFA land or elsewhere

 

[TedDougChris]

I feel like I could be delisted.

Pfft, there are much worse performers running around in our leagues......

You'd almost be guaranteed All Sweet FA in some seasons.... (our All Australian equivalent.)

 

[adogsfan5]

Thanks so much for having us dogs board, it was fun to see you guys engage and banter back just as much. Pity about the loss, but hey, a pre-season loss is just extra training right?

Special thanks to Bulldogs85 adogsfan5 and weltschmerz for all really having a crack with us. Appreciate it and really hope to see you guys around on Big Footy, whether that be in SFA land or elsewhere

Enjoyed it mate thanks for having me.

 

[dogwatch]

Votes as decided by the sim.

3 - jackster83 (SFA)
2 - Deadly Dunkley (WBD)
1 - krakouers (SFA)

Dim sim.

Th3 DoG FaTh3R kicks 6.7 and doesn't get a look-in.

Da sim might be trying on a pair of concrete boots tonight, eh boys?

 

[Dingster]

Dim sim.

Th3 DoG FaTh3R kicks 6.7 and doesn't get a look-in.

Da sim might be trying on a pair of concrete boots tonight, eh boys?

The sim notoriously loves mids that tackle.

 

[TedDougChris]

Dim sim.

Th3 DoG FaTh3R kicks 6.7 and doesn't get a look-in.

Da sim might be trying on a pair of concrete boots tonight, eh boys?

You could have a great career in front of you in the Sweet FA !!!!

 

[Barrybran]

Dim sim.

Th3 DoG FaTh3R kicks 6.7 and doesn't get a look-in.

Da sim might be trying on a pair of concrete boots tonight, eh boys?

You've got the hang of this already. Abusing the sim is one of many favourite pasttimes on the Sweet FA board.

 

[TedDougChris]

Dim sim.

Th3 DoG FaTh3R kicks 6.7 and doesn't get a look-in.

Da sim might be trying on a pair of concrete boots tonight, eh boys?

In all seriousness, there is a slight bias in the Sim towards certain positions, but we are trying to improve recognition for a few positions across the league - so it's a better system...

 

[CursingFijian]

Great game doggies. I hope you had as much fun as I did. Time to face the media.

 

[X_box_X]

My thoughts of our performance can be summed up in just five seconds.

 

[Metalcrusher]

My thoughts of our performance can be summed up in just five seconds.

https://media.giphy.com/media/8KshN3nvZNPDq/giphy-downsized-large.gif

That's ok, that's what we think of NaturalDisaster as well

 

[Brenton Davy]

Thanks for having us Doggies! You’ve got some exceptional banterers (?) who would fit right in at the Sweet FA!

Thanks too to TedDougChris snd Dingster

*EDIT - Should thank Barrybran evennif he did add a terrible joke

 

[dogwatch]

In all seriousness, there is a slight bias in the Sim towards certain positions, but we are trying to improve recognition for a few positions across the league - so it's a better system...

I think I know where you're coming from.