Live Event Swimming and **** vs Budding Breasts

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Sam Frost with a classic Frost turnover. Any Melbourne fans still want to defend him?
We're a bottom 8 side, Jesse Hogan will have a field day up forward - 5 goals.

 

[Jazny]

MAXIMUM GAWNAGE gawn isn't very good

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

MAXIMUM GAWNAGE gawn isn't very good

Can't soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys.

 

[FISTO]

Its not much but it is footy I guess.

Dickers will go a game clear in 6th when they win today, who would have thought that at the start of the year.

 

[Jazny]

Incredible start from Lockhart!

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Petracca!
More like that please!

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

COME ON EMPTY CABINETS MY MARGIN MANIA NEEDS A BOOST!!!!

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Jesse Hogan's foot feels shithouse (from the horses mouth, don't shoot the messenger).

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

Im at a bar in town and there are Melbourne supporters in here.
Must be too cold to travel that 1 km to the ground

 

[GWBogan]

Im at a bar in town and there are Melbourne supporters in here.
Must be too cold to travel that 1 km to the ground

But not cold enough to hit the slopes...

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

But not cold enough to hit the slopes...

And theres good snow cover to boot!

 

[harry000]

Walters is a gun but will never respect him as long as he keeps diving and flopping every time he is near the ball.

 

[Jazny]

Lockhart!!!!

 

[Wosh]

There’s more people in this thread than at the game

 

[DanWA]

Usual cockburn of the last 4-5 weeks. Walters easily the biggest flopper for frees since lindsay. Literally a nobody if the umpires stopped paying frees. Cockburn almost never get called for incorrect disposal/htb... hopefully the shemons can overcome the cockburn umpire carry. This is 2016 bulldogs levels.

 

[DanWA]

There’s more people in this thread than at the game

Much like cockburn games at optus

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

YOU USLESS PURPLE DH’S!!!!!

 

[DanWA]

One of the commentators summed up cockburn. "He plays for the free andddd... gets it"

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Who would have thought Bull Smith would be the #1 forward out there today?

 

[DanWA]

Fyfe back to tripping. Langdon kneeing blokes im the head. Typical sniping cockburn dogs

 

[harry000]

Two hands in the back by Matera on May???

 

[harry000]

Fyfe back to tripping. Langdon kneeing blokes im the head. Typical sniping cockburn dogs

Right in front of the ump too

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Weed!

 

[Jazny]

9:25 to go 3rd quarter Petracca SQOTY check <------ note to self.

 

[Wosh]

9:25 to go 3rd quarter Petracca SQOTY check <------ note to self.

Awesome