Autopsy Sydney Swans Vs Carlton Blues. What you learnt

[robbieando]

Was Towers on the ground in the last couple of minutes? Have a feeling Horse may have taken him off.

Edit: less suggestive language.

Aliir was off for the last 10 mins, Towers was off for the last 7 mins, Foote the last 6 mins and Naismith was off only a matter of seconds

 

[MC Bad Genius]

Woman walks into a cocktail bar and asks the waiter for a Double Entendre. So he gives her one.

Haha. I posted that one in a puns thread somewhere on Bigfooty. Didn't get a single like. Proof of the calibre of people on this site...

 

[1956]

Who are you referring to here? Because unfortunately this could apply to quite a few Swans at the moment ...

was referring to mitch

 

[RW]

This thread turned weird.

True, though it was a pretty crap game, so nothing much to talk about

 

[BruceFromBalnarring]

That's a coaching tactic I haven't heard of before ...

You haven't been around much. I had a coach once threaten that if I didn't man up he'd pull me off at half time. I told him that at my last club they just gave me oranges. He was less than amused.

 

[miggs]

You haven't been around much. I had a coach once threaten that if I didn't man up he'd pull me off at half time. I told him that at my last club they just gave me oranges. He was less than amused.

haha got a slight chuckle outta me

 

[SBD Gonzalez]

You haven't been around much. I had a coach once threaten that if I didn't man up he'd pull me off at half time. I told him that at my last club they just gave me oranges. He was less than amused.

Wow, totally different experience to mine. My coach was fond of saying he could always find an opening for a young man of my talents. I told him my music teacher said I was sure to get a warm hand on my opening, and was happy to show me the fingering for a difficult passage.

 

[miggs]

pervs

 

[BruceFromBalnarring]

Wow, totally different experience to mine. My coach was fond of saying he could always find an opening for a young man of my talents. I told him my music teacher said I was sure to get a warm hand on my opening, and was happy to show me the fingering for a difficult passage.

To be fair, it wasn't me, it was a team mate who told me that in the middle of the second quarter.

A few weeks later, at half time, the coach was carrying on about getting intense. "YOU'VE GOTTA GET INTENSE!! EVERYBODY'S GOTTA GET INTENSE!"

Same bloke whispers to me.... "Dunno what I'm gonna do, I've only got a swag..."

Funny how the coach only sees the bloke laughing, and never the bloke making the gag.

"BRUCE IF YOU CAN'T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY, MAYBE YOU CAN PLAY EARLIER NEXT WEEK!"

 

[sataris]

To be fair, it wasn't me, it was a team mate who told me that in the middle of the second quarter.

A few weeks later, at half time, the coach was carrying on about getting intense. "YOU'VE GOTTA GET INTENSE!! EVERYBODY'S GOTTA GET INTENSE!"

Same bloke whispers to me.... "Dunno what I'm gonna do, I've only got a swag..."

Funny how the coach only sees the bloke laughing, and never the bloke making the gag.

"BRUCE IF YOU CAN'T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY, MAYBE YOU CAN PLAY EARLIER NEXT WEEK!"

Is this the coach who told you to relax your grip by 5%?

*inside joke* lol inside. double entendre again.