Horace I think it bodes pretty bad not for AOD but other substances listed on the consent form that were purchased by *Essendon.
The below was sent to me this morning.
The *Essendon story so far;
1. We're shocked to be sitting here
2. We don't know what we've taken
3. We've taken nothing illegal
4. We can't comment during the investigation.
5. No one outside Dank and the Weapon knew what was going on
6. Those invoices? What invoices? Oh, you mean the ones we signed and paid.
7. We don't know what we've taken
8. We've taken nothing illegal
9. We can't comment during the investigation.
10. What consent forms?
11. Oh. those consent forms. They don't prove that the substances named were actually taken.
12. The coaches and doctors didn't know about the forms or the program. Its all Dank and the Weapon's fault.
13. Oh yeah. Hirdy was in the room when the Consent forms were signed
14. And oh yeah - Hirdy had a six month text fling with Dank raving on about the program
15. We can't comment during the investigation.
16. We don't know what we've taken
17. We've taken nothing illegal
18. But wait! We have a letter
19. No we don't
20. We can't comment during the investigation.
21. The forms state AOD-9604
22. But look! it's not in Section S2 of the WADA banned substances list
23. Oh, but it is in section S0. Damn!
24. But look there have been some cosmetics use! All clear!
25. Damn... WADA says banned for athletes
26. But it's OK to use AOD if you have a prescription and obtain it from a compounding pharmacist. Oh damn, that only applies for medications approved for Human use.
27. We can't comment during the investigation.
28. Yeah but... we aren't saying we took AOD-9604
29. But if we did take it, we think we're fine
30. Jobe admits he took a banned substance.
31. Doc Reid knew about it after all
32. But we're still fine. Jobe and Timmy say so.
33. We can't comment during the investigation.
Yeah, they've been open, honest and co operative throughout.