Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon - congratulations on '16 Wooden Spoon (RIP The Scales)

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You know fish, as a working journalist I'd be keen to know a bit more about your police mate who is willing to use his/her authority to help you settle online disputes.

I'm no big shot lawyer, but I'm tipping that cops using their powers to find out the identities and addresses of people, then passing that information on to someone else, might just be illegal you know.
 

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You know fish, as a working journalist I'd be keen to know a bit more about your police mate who is willing to use his/her authority to help you settle online disputes.

I'm no big shot lawyer, but I'm tipping that cops using their powers to find out the identities and addresses of people, then passing that information on to someone else, might just be illegal you know.
Yes, but when the truth emerges, his police mate would be in a very very good place.

He just might get into trouble if people are telling "probably" lies.
 

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Oh wow, shit just got real:



Look out Kangas! fishardansin will have you whacked if you dare to criticise his beloved Bombers!

Out of interest Chief ... what is the BigFooty policy on posters attempting to track down real life identities of other posters?

pfft what a bloody joke!!! Talk about over sensitive. I'm sure this 'person' would risk losing their job for that.

North supporters: *essendon are drug cheats.

*essendon supporters:
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Bahahahahaahaaha
heres a tip fishardansin YOU are a LOSER.

Can you please attempt to track me down first, you gutless keyboard warrior

fish's cop mate who tracks people down so fish can sort them out joins Macca18 and his birthday in the great pantheon of Essendon supporter floggery.
 

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Oh wow, shit just got real:



Look out Kangas! fishardansin will have you whacked if you dare to criticise his beloved Bombers!

Out of interest Chief ... what is the BigFooty policy on posters attempting to track down real life identities of other posters?
What a weak prick that should have his kids taken off him. With such a red neck attitude his kids will be in prison before they know it. All his mail has been incorrect and he is a glory hunter that pretends he has mates at his pathetic club. How do I get on his list?

Anyway - glad your back - the Huns are going bust post was pure gold. Can you put it on here.
 
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What a weak prick that should have his kids taken off him. With such a red neck attitude his kids will be in prison before they know it. All his mail has been incorrect and he is a glory hunter that pretends he has mates at his pathetic club. How do I get on his list?

Anyway - glad your back - the Huns are going bust post was pure gold. Can you put it on here.

With pleasure.

 

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fish's cop mate who tracks people down so fish can sort them out joins Macca18 and his birthday in the great pantheon of Essendon supporter floggery.
Fish's cop mate would probably put you into cuffs and drive you around to Macc18's birthday party, to fluff the numbers.

Macca18 would probably ask for the cuffs to stay on and a bit of privacy as well.
 
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Fish's cop mate would probably put you into cuffs and drive you around to Macc18's birthday party, to fluff the numbers.

Macca18 would probably ask for the cuffs to stay on and a bit of privacy as well.

It is terrifying to think that Macca18 is a schoolteacher.

That's the thing about these Essendon flogs.

They reckon they have cop mates who can use BIG COMPUTERS to work out who we are.

Yet in one hissy fit, Macca18 told us his birthday, his occuoation and where he lives.

Not that I give a shit. It is just funny though.
 

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It is terrifying to think that Macca18 is a schoolteacher.

That's the thing about these Essendon flogs.

They reckon they have cop mates who can use BIG COMPUTERS to work out who we are.

Yet in one hissy fit, Macca18 told us his birthday, his occuoation and where he lives.

Not that I give a shit. It is just funny though.
It comes from the sense of entitlement that these mouth breathers have, that they can't deal with any form of adversity, or admit any fault when caught red-handed.

The cult of Sir *jim lives on. I'm expecting a mass suicide at some point, after they all hand over their life savings to *hird.
 

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Would love 500 Roo supporters to belt out "The *dons are going Bust - the *dons are going bust - you really must believe us, you really must believe us - you really must believe us - the *dons are going bust" at the game later in the year!!
 

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It comes from the sense of entitlement that these mouth breathers have, that they can't deal with any form of adversity, or admit any fault when caught red-handed.

The Cult of Sir *jim lives on. I'm expecting a mass suicide at some point, after they all hand over their life savings to *hird.
That's exactly what it is!
 

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You know fish, as a working journalist I'd be keen to know a bit more about your police mate who is willing to use his/her authority to help you settle online disputes.

I'm no big shot lawyer, but I'm tipping that cops using their powers to find out the identities and addresses of people, then passing that information on to someone else, might just be illegal you know.
I recently read that the close friend of Mick Gatto, was taped and leaked recently........just saying.
 

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Where are those hackers when we need them:- None the less we could have some fun editing Kia's statement on their sponsorship with *Essendone (for amusement purposes only:p)
Kia. Major sponsor of the Essendon Football Club.

The Essendon Football Club, nicknamed ‘The Bombers’, is an Australian rules football club which plays in the Australian Football League (AFL). Formed in 1871 as a junior club and as a senior club in 1873, its headquarters are at the Essendon Recreation Reserve (Windy Hill) in the Melbourne suburb of Essendon. However, Essendon’s match day home games are played at Etihad Stadium, or at the Melbourne Cricket Ground.
As one of the most successful clubs in AFL history, Essendon has won a total of 16 VFL/AFL premierships; and with that comes an estimated supporter base of over one million fans nationally and almost 300,000 unique database contacts - the largest in Australian club sport.
Both Kia and the Essendon Football Club share similar attributes and values. With the alignment of two great teams, the partnership will allow Kia to grow its reputation as a brand built around youthful excitement and the willingness to compete.
By teaming up with a like-minded organisation such as the Essendon Football Club, Kia will also be able to deliver mutually beneficial outcomes that will allow both brands to continue to grow their presence nationally.
 

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Kia's 2014 statement?

The *essendon football hub, nicknamed 'Essendope', 'The Peptiders', 'Injectendon', or an endearing favourite of ours here at Kia 'Scum', are a farcically comical football organisation. Formed in 1871 as a junior club and as a senior club in 1873, The Peptiders are nearing defunct status. Their headquarters are at the *essendon Recreation Reserve, and the run-down crack-house across the road. However, Essendope's match day home games are played at Etihad Stadium or the Melbourne Cricket Ground for no premiership points.

As one of the most shitful cheating clubs in AFL history, *essendon still try to lay claim to a total of 16 VFL/AFL premierships. *One million don-ialist fans are lead by Sir Lance Lowercut, after *Sir Jimi was beheaded by Macca18 in what is now regarded as the pre-eminent case, in highlighting the importance of taking your medication. The most unique supporter base in Australian sport.

Kia and *essendon share no values. While we thought our partnership was 'built around youthful excitement and the willingness to compete', we are now aware that *essendon were, 'built around youthful excrement and the willingness to cheat.
 

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Maybe you could add after losing a huge dust up against the geriatrics of the esssendon bowls club, Sir jimmy decided to embark on a campaign where he needed to increase strength into his playing group, that the thought using HGH treatment was the way to go.......
 
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