Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon - congratulations on '16 Wooden Spoon (RIP The Scales)

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Hey little guinea pig.

AOD-9604 aiding the recovery of soft tissue injury and assisting muscle growth?

22 yo, hamstring tear? Zaharakis have hamstring issues in last year's pre-season?



Expedite the recovery process? Can we expedite the hanging of *hird?
Wow, if you were going to take a cynical view of all of this (which of course none of us have), there is just more and more material by the day.

Is it too long a bow to suggest that the epidemic of soft tissue injuries that *they had last year was due to a consciously orchestrated program of overwork under The Weapon, to actually cause the injuries and thus have a decent sized sample of human guinea pigs for testing out the new wizz-bang drugs?
 

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Is it too long a bow to suggest that the epidemic of soft tissue injuries that *they had last year was due to a consciously orchestrated program of overwork under The Weapon, to actually cause the injuries and thus have a decent sized sample of human guinea pigs for testing out the new wizz-bang drugs?

:eek:
 

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God I love it when Caro bends *hird over and gives him a good old buggering. She does not miss when she goes after bambi.
 

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Hi guys,

A good mate of mine was banned from BF for a few weeks for participating in the banter in this thread. I just thought I'd pop in to see what all the fuss was about. Seems to me like a harmless group of interweb chaps who don't have any meaningful footy to look forward to in 2013, so they've shifted their focus to a relevant entity and indulged in a bit of our favourite national past time, some tall poppy syndrome :thumbsu: I wish you guys all the very best with your witch hunt because without meaningful punishments for EFC, your 2013 footy season will be a complete and utter out and out failure. Stay strong North :thumbsu:

I love you :hearts:

IggyP'sT
 

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Hi guys,

A good mate of mine was banned from BF for a few weeks for participating in the banter in this thread. I just thought I'd pop in to see what all the fuss was about. Seems to me like a harmless group of interweb chaps who don't have any meaningful footy to look forward to in 2013, so they've shifted their focus to a relevant entity and indulged in a bit of our favourite national past time, some tall poppy syndrome :thumbsu: I wish you guys all the very best with your witch hunt because without meaningful punishments for EFC, your 2013 footy season will be a complete and utter out and out failure. Stay strong North :thumbsu:

I love you :hearts:

IggyP'sT
Lol *essendon. You're right though our season hasn't been the best so seeing your cheating club crumble in front of our very eyes is just awesome to see, not too mention seeing supporters like you blow a gasket over our enjoyment.

Don't be a stranger.
 

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Hi guys,

A good mate of mine was banned from BF for a few weeks for participating in the banter in this thread. I just thought I'd pop in to see what all the fuss was about. Seems to me like a harmless group of interweb chaps who don't have any meaningful footy to look forward to in 2013, so they've shifted their focus to a relevant entity and indulged in a bit of our favourite national past time, some tall poppy syndrome :thumbsu: I wish you guys all the very best with your witch hunt because without meaningful punishments for EFC, your 2013 footy season will be a complete and utter out and out failure. Stay strong North :thumbsu:

I love you :hearts:

IggyP'sT
What a lovely chap.........you go now and have an enjoyable finals.
You plod.
 

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Hi guys,

A good mate of mine was banned from BF for a few weeks for participating in the banter in this thread. I just thought I'd pop in to see what all the fuss was about. Seems to me like a harmless group of interweb chaps who don't have any meaningful footy to look forward to in 2013, so they've shifted their focus to a relevant entity and indulged in a bit of our favourite national past time, some tall poppy syndrome :thumbsu: I wish you guys all the very best with your witch hunt because without meaningful punishments for EFC, your 2013 footy season will be a complete and utter out and out failure. Stay strong North :thumbsu:

I love you :hearts:

IggyP'sT
Welcome to the greatest thread ever. We could have played like Melbourbe in 2013 and this still would be a fantastic year. Your club is the laughing stock of Australian sport, your admin team is crumbling, *hird is being smashed and now starting to cry like the little b!tch that we always knew he was.
I could not have scripted 2013 any better. Not long now and we will be p!ssing on the ashes of the biggest drug cheats in Australian sport. Good times.
 

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Hi guys,

A good mate of mine was banned from BF for a few weeks for participating in the banter in this thread. I just thought I'd pop in to see what all the fuss was about. Seems to me like a harmless group of interweb chaps who don't have any meaningful footy to look forward to in 2013, so they've shifted their focus to a relevant entity and indulged in a bit of our favourite national past time, some tall poppy syndrome :thumbsu: I wish you guys all the very best with your witch hunt because without meaningful punishments for EFC, your 2013 footy season will be a complete and utter out and out failure. Stay strong North :thumbsu:

I love you :hearts:

IggyP'sT
Ah mate, what a sensational post? Loved it.

Yes this year I am in a way a bit sad that many years ago I took to supporting the mighty North Melbourne Football Club, for one reason and only one reason.

And that is I just wish for this year only I was supporting the GWS. And that is because so far despite being winless, I would be resting very easily in the secure and happy knowledge that the *essendon fc, thanks to *hird and his merry band of peptide pushing drug cheats, would be about to be deprived of all of their points, to make a spectacular charge to the bottom of the ladder to win the spoon.

How good is that mate? :thumbsu:

*whatever it takes.
 

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Hi guys,

A good mate of mine was banned from BF for a few weeks for participating in the banter in this thread. I just thought I'd pop in to see what all the fuss was about. Seems to me like a harmless group of interweb chaps who don't have any meaningful footy to look forward to in 2013, so they've shifted their focus to a relevant entity and indulged in a bit of our favourite national past time, some tall poppy syndrome :thumbsu: I wish you guys all the very best with your witch hunt because without meaningful punishments for EFC, your 2013 footy season will be a complete and utter out and out failure. Stay strong North :thumbsu:

I love you :hearts:

IggyP'sT

It's a witch hunt.

We've done nothing wrong.

It's a media conspiracy.

The AFL is leaking confidential information.

It's tall poppy syndrome.

I think I'm more amused by the delusions of these passive aggressive twats rather than the angry morons who led the charge.
 

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*bomber *thompson: "I think the *club has made mistakes, and we'll admit that when the time comes. But as far as drug cheating, we certainly didn't deliberately go out to do any of that."

Note: the bolding is mine. These guys should just shut up. You have pretty well confirmed that there was drug cheating but are now desperately clinging to the defence of 'it were just an accident'.

pathetic.
 

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*bomber *thompson: "I think the *club has made mistakes, and we'll admit that when the time comes. But as far as drug cheating, we certainly didn't deliberately go out to do any of that."

Note: the bolding is mine. These guys should just shut up. You have pretty well confirmed that there was drug cheating but are now desperately clinging to the defence of 'it were just an accident'.

pathetic.

Exactly. I mean it's completely normal to spend a bucket load of money on substances just for the pure fun of it. Definitely not to intentionally cheat or nothing.
 

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*bomber *thompson: "I think the *club has made mistakes, and we'll admit that when the time comes. But as far as drug cheating, we certainly didn't deliberately go out to do any of that."

Note: the bolding is mine. These guys should just shut up. You have pretty well confirmed that there was drug cheating but are now desperately clinging to the defence of 'it were just an accident'.

pathetic.
Interesting article.

http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-ne...yers-were-banned-thompson-20130729-2qv9v.html
From what I know, and I probably know a more than a lot of people … I think the club has made mistakes, and we'll admit that when the time comes.
Why not admit it now, you pack of f***ing cheats? Afraid that you may 'fess up to more than ASADA actually has evidence to prove? Hoping that your battery of lawyers and spin doctors will get you off by way of a technicality?
 

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Hi guys,

A good mate of mine was banned from BF for a few weeks for participating in the banter in this thread. I just thought I'd pop in to see what all the fuss was about. Seems to me like a harmless group of interweb chaps who don't have any meaningful footy to look forward to in 2013, so they've shifted their focus to a relevant entity and indulged in a bit of our favourite national past time, some tall poppy syndrome :thumbsu: I wish you guys all the very best with your witch hunt because without meaningful punishments for EFC, your 2013 footy season will be a complete and utter out and out failure. Stay strong North :thumbsu:

I love you :hearts:

IggyP'sT
why did you start your post with "probably lies"?
 

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Gee I think we have competition for "thread of the year"

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/its-all-bullshit-relax-kids.988616/

Worth a look -but for those without the time I have pulled some quotes.

What about this little piece of Gold they quoted from the nuffy Fogdog

“The issue will evolve and won’t be an EFC issue – more an individual issue and by individual I don’t mean any players, coaches or EFC staff” Evans, Robson and Robinson (so far) say hi.

Or this from our old mate *fishaedansin

“:What people need to realise is that NOBODY calls for an investigation if you know that the outcome is not what you want.”

And this

“The "program" was all legit and the club isn't too concerned about that” – would like to ask Evans how concerned he currently is? No concern = no health problems?

And this

However, in some crazy land you have to acknowledge the possibility that Dank, Robinson and Thompson are some evil nutters who told the players that it was bovine colostrum and added extra ingredients that contravened the doping laws. Of course I'd say that the probability of Jesus coming back to earth for public speaking tour of the gold coast is more likely” – how much is a ticket to see Jesus public speaking?

Teffy will love this from Bipolarbear “If you challenge the most powerful, honorable club in the land, you might want to have some very serious evidence against them”

Some other great posts:

After the McVeigh interview - “ this has put 95% of my fears to rest”

Feb 9th “Positive signs in the press today though... I think their 'sources' are all starting to dry up”

Feb 10 “Oh I thought this stuff was over, the moment that McVeigh stuffed his manpipe down the trachea of the media” McVeigh the savior!

10th of Feb - the old storm line “Strong rumors are emerging that the *essendon football club are clean and its all been a massive storm in a tea cup”
 
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