Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon - congratulations on '16 Wooden Spoon (RIP The Scales)

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Personal friend is an ex-player and had a serious laugh about this whole thing when I asked him about it.
Newspapers aren't selling at the moment as nothing's going on.
Chyeah.

Robson gone, very early.

Evans quit, citing health reasons.

Dank gone, suing the club, dropping bombs on Wednesday night.

Robinson gone.

The PR advisor *Essendon hired jumped ship.

Thompson is inadvertently dropping *Essendon in the shit by saying "we didn't deliberately cheat".

Hird is getting Andy D offside and accusing every man and his dog about having personal agendas and leaking information.

But it's all to sell papers. No worries. We'll be in a very good position when it all comes out.
 

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Cool thread.
Nice waste of time you guys have here.


LOL - we are banned from tagging sooky *essendon nuffies into this thread - because they sooked to the mods. Great to see we can still drag the idiots in.

How is the most honourable club in the land traveling?? You must be so embarrassed with the rubbish you spewed when all this started. Bipolar by name and nature.
 

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Cool thread.
Nice waste of time you guys have here.
Why's that?
Lots of fans from other clubs come over here for the laughs ( at your clubs expense)
That in itself is hardly a waste of time, you provide the laughs, we all live longer and happier because of the laughs
Win win really
 

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Cool thread.
Nice waste of time you guys have here.
And also - posting you have an ex *essendon player as friends is glory hunting - especially as we know you are fully of crap. Again - embarrassing. Those voices in your head never played football for *essendon.

"Personal friend is an ex-player and had a serious laugh about this whole thing when I asked him about it."

 

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How is the most honourable club in the land traveling?? You must be so embarrassed with the rubbish you spewed when all this started. Bipolar by name and nature.

I'd rather be spewing rubbish than choking.
What are you choking on? Certainly not your club finances.



You provide the laughs


What's funny is how much different your ladder position would be if you scored about an extra 20 points at times where it mattered within the season.

Essendon might be going through crap, but at least we're responding in close games.
You don't have Swallow this weekend, remember, if you don't Swallow, you'll choke.
 

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I'd rather be spewing rubbish than choking.
What are you choking on? Certainly not





What's funny is how much different your ladder position would be if you scored about an extra 20 points at times where it mattered within the season.

Essendon might be going through crap, but at least we're responding in close games.
You don't have Swallow this weekend, remember, if you don't Swallow, you'll choke.
Mate, I'm a hawk fan, so right now you are looking pretty damn stupid !!:)
By the way, how'd Friday night go for you
What a goose you are
 
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What's funny is how much different your ladder position would be if you scored about an extra 20 points at times where it mattered within the season.

What's funny is how different your ladder position will be when the AFL takes your hard earned (read - cheated for) points away.
 

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I'd rather be spewing rubbish than choking.
What are you choking on? Certainly not your club finances.







What's funny is how much different your ladder position would be if you scored about an extra 20 points at times where it mattered within the season.

Essendon might be going through crap, but at least we're responding in close games.
You don't have Swallow this weekend, remember, if you don't Swallow, you'll choke.
You boys couldn't set us up with something to improve our performance for next year could you? Don't worry, if anyone asks where it came from I won't tarnish the clubs name by dropping them in it (well the *essendon name probably can't get much lower at the minute), don't want people thinking you're drug cheats AND drug peddlers as well.
 

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I'd rather be spewing rubbish than choking.
What are you choking on? Certainly not your club finances.







What's funny is how much different your ladder position would be if you scored about an extra 20 points at times where it mattered within the season.

Essendon might be going through crap, but at least we're responding in close games.
You don't have Swallow this weekend, remember, if you don't Swallow, you'll choke.

*essendon are the biggest laughing stock in Australian sporting history. Maybe if we doped our playing list we could finish off our games.

But hey that would put us in the same disgraceful position that scum like *hird *reid *evans and co have put *essendon in. Enjoy the spoon nuffy.
 

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Essendon might be going through crap, but at least we're responding in close games.
You don't have Swallow this weekend, remember, if you don't Swallow, you'll choke.
Care to remind us again as to how many teams above you on the ladder that you've beaten or even come close to beating? Close games don't come into the equation when the *bombers are up against quality opposition. Therefore, no need to respond. Your ladder position is a reflection of the fact that you're riding on the back of PEDs and a soft draw. I really hope you're not rubbed out before September as it'll be a pleasure watching you get horribly exposed and going out in straight sets.

And nice work trolling Swallow's injury. Stay classy.:thumbsu:
 

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Probably not.

Serious question: do you stand by the thread that was quoted to bring you into this one? If so, can you speculate as to why its been so long-winded and messy if it was a non-issue in February?
Really LTK? The only serious question I would ask that window licker is "do you enjoy licking windows?"
 

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