Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon - congratulations on '16 Wooden Spoon (RIP The Scales)

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Just here to help raise the post numbers for you chaps as you've so generously sent your sympathy our way. If your dreams of infractions or a finals appearance can't be realised, it would be nice if you could achieve the 10k post count and have something to celebrate.

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Dunno Mr. R.

I reckon the former Judge has been brought in to make sure ASADA have all their ducks in a row, to check if their case stacks up against * and Cronulla. The outcome may be that ASADA don't have anything to pin anyone with, or it could be that they have a strong case. Having a former high court judge check the strength of the case before proceeding or not seems like a logical step given the highly complex nature of the case.
John Fahey on the radio yesterday said that ASADA had access to some of the best lawyers in Aus so this wasnt the reason. He said if ASADA could of have handed out infractions they would have done it by now. the judge has been appointed by the gov to wrap things up. He held himself back from saying there wouldn't be infraction but said everything but.
 

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Just saw *'s membership ad where they rabbit on about donning the sash.

Starts off with them talking about stuff they've done to it. "We honoured it. We fought for it. Preserved it for the next generation."

I sat here fully expecting one of them to come out with "We injected drugs into it. Used it to strangle Spike McVeigh when he wouldn't shut up about Vitamins. We pissed all over our shameful, heretic heritage. And we're proud."

Sadly, it did not eventuate.
 

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It's me. It looks like I am going to be successful!!!!

The key was my paper shredding skills and my ability to dispose of waste materials - like needles and viles - straight into the maribrynong river!!!
Dear applicampaigner,

If you are unable to spell "vial", we will not be requiring your services in the disposal of ours. We wish you every success in endeavours more suited to your experience level and knowledge limitations.

Best regards,

EFC
 

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Just saw *'s membership ad where they rabbit on about donning the sash.

Starts off with them talking about stuff they've done to it. "We honoured it. We fought for it. Preserved it for the next generation."

I sat here fully expecting one of them to come out with "We injected drugs into it. Used it to strangle Spike McVeigh when he wouldn't shut up about Vitamins. We pissed all over our shameful, heretic heritage. And we're proud."

Sadly, it did not eventuate.
Probably sitting somewhere on the cutting room floor.....
 

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Dear appliSyd,

If you are unable to spell "vial", we will not be requiring your services in the disposal of ours. We wish you every success in endeavours more suited to your experience level and knowledge limitations.

Best regards,

EFC
Vial, vile.

Same thing when you're talking *.
 

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Dear appliSyd,

If you are unable to spell "vial", we will not be requiring your services in the disposal of ours. We wish you every success in endeavours more suited to your experience level and knowledge limitations.

Best regards,

EFC
That's odd, the spelling benchmark wasn't applied to Stephen Dank, evident when he admitted to administering Thymosin, (which he later claimed was Thymomodulin.) Damn those unfortunate typos. Having said that, I can entirely sympathise with any confusing vile with vial, especially in the vicinity of Windy Hill.
 

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Would be hilarious fun if every poster on this thread sent in an application. It'd clog up the Windy Hill mail-room for weeks!
I have sent in 6 different application's with more to come.

1) Chris Carmichael
2) Charlie Francis
3) Igor Rimsky
4) Rica Reinisch
5) Mark Kerr
6) Dieter Binus

You may know some of these people looking to join *essendon. If not I am sure you can find them on google.
 
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