Just saw *'s membership ad where they rabbit on about donning the sash.
Starts off with them talking about stuff they've done to it. "We honoured it. We fought for it. Preserved it for the next generation."
I sat here fully expecting one of them to come out with "We injected drugs into it. Used it to strangle Spike McVeigh when he wouldn't shut up about Vitamins. We pissed all over our shameful, heretic heritage. And we're proud."
Sadly, it did not eventuate.