Actually, if one had the time and the energy, it would be fun to do a fake application that simultaneously looks serious and real and/but satirically takes piss out of them.
"To whom it may concern,
As a person of ambition who has committed myself to embrace every professional challenge put in front of me, I am pleased to apply for this position of "Integrity Officer, EFC". There can be no more challenging position in the AFL, or Australian sport for that matter, than this one! Building a sense of pride and respect within the AFL and broader sporting community will be no small feat and will surely take considerable time, but one I believe I am well qualified to undertake. As a supporter of the NMFC for years, I all-too-well schooled in the importance of a high performance focus that does not come at the expense of sportsmanship, community engagement, and humility.
... etc."
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