Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon - congratulations on '16 Wooden Spoon (RIP The Scales)

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The heavy metal/prog discography of *

Fairies with Boots On - Black Sabbath
Rosetta Stoned - Tool
Secrets of the Flesh - Enslaved
The Alchemist's Dream - Behemoth
Under the Ice - Blind Guardian
Can I Play with Madness? - Iron Maiden
Astral Blood - Wolves in the Throne Room
21st Century Schizoid Man - King Crimson
Dazed and Confused - Led Zeppelin
Anaesthetise - Porcupine Tree
All Hail the New Flesh - Strapping Young Lad

Special Bonus track feat. M Lloyd and the WCE choir:
Holy Diver - Ronnie James Dio
 

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ASADA to Essendon

ASADA: Here's a show cause notice.

Essendon: Where's the evidence? This just states the allegation.

ASADA: That's what it is meant to do. The evidence comes later, if you don't show cause why the allegation is false. That's how the process works, yo.

Essendon: You're not showing us the evidence cos there is no evidence!!! This is a conspiracy!!! Our rights are being infringed!!! We're not being given due process!!! And...stuff! We want our stuff! We're off to court!!!

ASADA: ........ok, that was weird. Well then, court it is! Let's get back to the process once your little hissy fit is finished, yeah?

Essendon: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!

ASADA: Oh dear. Anyways, we still need to deal with Cronulla - let's just give you guys some space and we'll go and deal with them, ok?

ASADA to Cronulla

ASADA: Here's a show cause notice. Oh, and so you don't go loco and rush off to court like those crazies down south, here's the evidence as well. Might save us all some stupid.

Cronulla players: Yeah, that doesn't look good.

ASADA: Yeah, we figured that too. But it isn't entirely the players' fault. And hey, cos you're actually being sensible, let's cut a deal, yeah?

Cronulla: **** yeah, where do we sign?
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When will the judge release his finding? Is there a chance it will be this week?
Hopefully it will be beamed live to the scoreboard screens just prior to the coin toss of the EF.
 

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Because I Got High - Afroman
Post #8662, p.347 (Jan 11 2014)...

I was going to play finals, then I got high!


ASADA just caught me
You let them catch you? With what?
AOD-9604, Thymosin Beta 4, Myostatin inhibitor, you know
I don't know how I let this happen. I don't know what to do.
Say it wasn't you!


ASADA came in and they caught us red-handed,
injecting in the venue next door.
Picture this, we were all butt naked
getting jabbed on the bathroom floor.

I had tried to keep them
from what they were about to see
Why should they believe me
When I told them it wasn't me?
 
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