Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon - congratulations on '16 Wooden Spoon (RIP The Scales)

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Anyone else hoping * screw Paddy Rider over and sends him to GWS causing Rider to then turn around give evidence against *?? Shedding light on all the dodgy doping that was going on there. That would be so sweet
 

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Standard Essendon of late.

Find a problem, put up the dukes, talk a massive talk ... and then tamely submit. You'd think that given all the times they've knuckled under they'd figure out it looks less pathetic if they just acted rationally at the start.
 

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After careful consideration, Cooney weighed up the prospects of playing for the Western Bulldogs Football Club or playing for Hird, and ultimately opted for the latter.

It's funny, they are not even offering up the pretence that there is any such thing as the Essendon Football Club anymore. It is simply now known as Hird.
 

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After careful consideration, Cooney weighed up the prospects of playing for the Western Bulldogs Football Club or playing for Hird, and ultimately opted for the latter.

It's funny, they are not even offering up the pretence that there is any such thing as the Essendon Football Club anymore. It is simply now known as Hird.
The Cooney wants to play for Hird stuff is so hilariously transparent.
 

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Yes but "Cooney wants to play anywhere that will guarantee him a game for the next two years regardless of whether he is standing on crutches" doesn't sell too many memberships.
Must have been the meeting with The Hird then. Unless there was a trip to a hypnotherapist in there somewhere.
 

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Must have been the meeting with The Hird then. Unless there was a trip to a hypnotherapist in there somewhere.
Here's how it went:

Coondog: hey, nice tan, *Albert
*Albert: that's nothing, you wouldn't believe the woodies I get
Coondog: sold!
 

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But Jimms, that's a whole four players. For one player! Sure, there may be some quality/quantity issues at play, but they still got four times the players that they used to have in this trade period!
 

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But Jimms, that's a whole four players. For one player! Sure, there may be some quality/quantity issues at play, but they still got four times the players that they used to have in this trade period!
A not insignificant consideration, in the circumstances.
 

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Standard Essendon of late.

Find a problem, put up the dukes, talk a massive talk ... and then tamely submit. You'd think that given all the times they've knuckled under they'd figure out it looks less pathetic if they just acted rationally at the start.
Same thing with Crameri last year "we won't take less than the player is worth" nek minnet "we had to take less". Dodo is the most spineless recruiter that will continued to be played. The club is a joke.
 
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