I think one of the main reasons sympathy is so strong for * is because from about two months in from being caught with their pants down they've played the "poor me, I'm a victim" and "our shit don't stink, it was Dank the loony" cards.
Then came the flop of "Jobe's admitted to juicing up, but he's daddy says he's innocent don't take the Brownlow", "we lost our records (dog ate them), it was just poor governance", and "we want an injunction to discover the truth through a permanent suppression order" cards. Hmmm, not looking good, better fold.
But no. Then came the turn of "I'll appeal to the High Court - why is this taking two years?" card. Starting to look like really bad odds, but *Little is pot committed - a stubborn bastard who will lose for spite, and *Albert has gone full reeetard all-in.
Now we await the river. ASADA has pocket QQs, ACC sitting on the button with suited AK. Workcover is one card off a flush. North fans are laughing with pocket 8s - you know, that lucky Chinese number. And *? Fold, fold, fold! You've got junk! But the arrogance is too strong... even Vlad the smarmy prick was smart enough to fold before being impaled.
I do pity the mentally stable * fan but when I look at the likes of *Little, *Albert and the goons who wanted to make money from turning AFL players into guinea pigs then I really couldn't give two shits how hard the club is hit. It may actually do * good, because three spoons has taught Carlton a little about humility after being cheating salary cap scumbags.
Then came the flop of "Jobe's admitted to juicing up, but he's daddy says he's innocent don't take the Brownlow", "we lost our records (dog ate them), it was just poor governance", and "we want an injunction to discover the truth through a permanent suppression order" cards. Hmmm, not looking good, better fold.
But no. Then came the turn of "I'll appeal to the High Court - why is this taking two years?" card. Starting to look like really bad odds, but *Little is pot committed - a stubborn bastard who will lose for spite, and *Albert has gone full reeetard all-in.
Now we await the river. ASADA has pocket QQs, ACC sitting on the button with suited AK. Workcover is one card off a flush. North fans are laughing with pocket 8s - you know, that lucky Chinese number. And *? Fold, fold, fold! You've got junk! But the arrogance is too strong... even Vlad the smarmy prick was smart enough to fold before being impaled.
I do pity the mentally stable * fan but when I look at the likes of *Little, *Albert and the goons who wanted to make money from turning AFL players into guinea pigs then I really couldn't give two shits how hard the club is hit. It may actually do * good, because three spoons has taught Carlton a little about humility after being cheating salary cap scumbags.
