Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon - congratulations on '16 Wooden Spoon (RIP The Scales)

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ESSENDON
3. Paul Chapman, 10. Nick O’Brien, 14. Jason Ashby, 19. Shaun Edwards, 20. Jackson Merrett, 28. Jonathon Giles, 28. Elliott Kavanagh, 30. Kyle Landford, 34. Jake Long, 35. Marty Gleeson, 36. Lauchlan Dalgleish, 44. Shaun McKernan, 45. Conor McKenna, 47. Marcus Marigliani, 50. James Polkinghorne, 51. Aaron Heppell, 54. Josh Freezer, 55. Anthony Tipungwuti, 56. Jordan Schroder, 58. Sam Tagliabue, 72. Clint Jones, 73. Mitch Brown, 74. Mitch Clisby, 75. Jared Petrenko, 76. James Magner, 77. Sam Michael

So much sympathy.
I like the way the top up players have been given numbers in the 70s to make it absolutely clear that they are mere top-ups and not to be confused with the children of the Third Reich, I mean children of *Hird, I mean contracted *Essendon players. They're really little more than sub-humans, after all.

Presumably the top-ups will be permitted to warm up outside the ground in a barbed wire enclosure, with *Hirdy lazily sitting in the grandstand with a telescopic rifle knocking a couple off if he gets bored :thumbsu:
 

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I like the way the top up players have been given numbers in the 70s to make it absolutely clear that they are mere top-ups and not to be confused with the children of the Third Reich, I mean children of *Hird, I mean contracted *Essendon players. They're really little more than sub-humans, after all.

Presumably the top-ups will be permitted to warm up outside the ground in a barbed wire enclosure, with *Hirdy lazily sitting in the grandstand with a telescopic rifle knocking a couple off if he gets bored :thumbsu:
In striped pyjamas.
 

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Well, I could be wrong, but I believe that a Mitch Clisby is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
No no no, it's a nickname for a particularly nasty venereal disease, most commonly heard in frontier town whorehouses in the 1800's.
 

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He's gotta fill the big shoes of his brother and that taxi basher in the bad hair stakes. I think * have a team rule that they can't field a side without at least 5 douchey haircuts

Shit people with shit hair should be automatically jailed for stupidity.
 

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Well, I could be wrong, but I believe that a Mitch Clisby is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
No no no, it's a nickname for a particularly nasty venereal disease, most commonly heard in frontier town whorehouses in the 1800's.
No, you're both wrong. It's just Cockney rhyming slang.

 

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He's gotta fill the big shoes of his brother and that taxi basher in the bad hair stakes. I think * have a team rule that they can't field a side without at least 5 douchey haircuts

Shit, two shortsteppells in one squad.

 

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Well, I could be wrong, but I believe that a Mitch Clisby is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
Horace would know fighting for the south during the civil war. Not his first either, he served in the first roman civil war as well as an old man.
 
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