Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon II - over 6500 days since EFC won a final / AC signs w NM, EFC implode / RIP D2D and T_S

[Jade]

Essendon will be missing it’s:

Captain
Best Mid
Best Forward
Best Stopper
Best Ruck

Not to mention that by missing said ruck, we have to play one of the spudliest spuds ever to spud it up on a football field.

If you can’t beat them this week, you might as well pack up your two dollar and ninety nine cent pretend football club in to a medium strength archive box and buy a tram ticket (concession of course) to the Queen Vic market where you might be able to sell those rags you call jumpers as doormats.

 

[Snake_Baker]

 

[SpiderBurton22]

Essendon will be missing it’s:

Captain
Best Mid
Best Forward
Best Stopper
Best Ruck

Not to mention that by missing said ruck, we have to play one of the spudliest spuds ever to spud it up on a football field.

If you can’t beat them this week, you might as well pack up your two dollar and ninety nine cent pretend football club in to a medium strength archive box and buy a tram ticket (concession of course) to the Queen Vic market where you might be able to sell those rags you call jumpers as doormats.

Feeling the pressure, hey?

At the start of the year everyone was expecting big things from you guys. Finals, top 4, some even predicting Grand Finals. Gun recruit to go with your gun recruits from the previous year.

As usual, you're faltering. Scrambling for a place in the bottom of the 8. Now you're pulling out missing a few players. We can do that too.

Missing our AA midfielder
Gun CHB
Best shut down player in the league.

 

[SonofSamsquanch]

Feeling the pressure, hey?

At the start of the year everyone was expecting big things from you guys. Finals, top 4, some even predicting Grand Finals. Gun recruit to go with your gun recruits from the previous year.

As usual, you're faltering. Scrambling for a place in the bottom of the 8. Now you're pulling out missing a few players. We can do that too.

Missing our AA midfielder
Gun CHB
Best shut down player in the league.

SpiderBurton22 this is a sympathy thread. We ought to be feeling sorry for this scum club.

 

[Jade]

Feeling the pressure, hey?

At the start of the year everyone was expecting big things from you guys. Finals, top 4, some even predicting Grand Finals. Gun recruit to go with your gun recruits from the previous year.

As usual, you're faltering. Scrambling for a place in the bottom of the 8. Now you're pulling out missing a few players. We can do that too.

Missing our AA midfielder
Gun CHB
Best shut down player in the league.

You have an AA midfielder?

 

[SpiderBurton22]

You have an AA midfielder?

Several at the end of the season.

 

[Jade]

Several at the end of the season.

HAHAHAHAHA...

 

[Snake_Baker]

You have an AA midfielder?

The game is a day and a half away and you're already sooking up.

You're PATHETIC!

 

[The Warlord]

I don't know why you people bother with Jade.

 

[Firestarter]

I don't know why you people bother with Jade.

It's like talking to a neighbour's chihuahua. Just feed it some valium and walk away.

 

[Beerfish]

You can tell it's really an Essendon supporter by the way it all seems like a bit of a joke and he's not even upset.

 

[Snake_Baker]

You can tell it's really an Essendon supporter by the way it all seems like a bit of a joke and he's not even upset.

 

[Beerfish]

They're actually North supporters who have mugged Essendon supporters for their gear so they can make these little videos so other North supporters can bat off to them.

Simple things and all.

 

[DapperJong]

Hey Teffy can you put all of our great goals up like you did last year?

Cheers.

 

[DesertRoo]

They're actually North supporters who have mugged Essendon supporters for their gear so they can make these little videos so other North supporters can bat off to them.

Simple things and all.

so it’s just your typical weak minded * fans just hand over their scarfs. Can’t stand up for themselves?

 

[DapperJong]

so it’s just your typical weak minded * fans just hand over their scarfs. Can’t stand up for themselves?

No, you saved all month for one.

 

[DesertRoo]

No, you saved all month for one.

Changing your story again and again, maybe it’s time to just admit it, I was high and can’t remember what happened.
so like bomber I just made up a reasonable excuse and when called out I changed my story.

 

[Beerfish]

so it’s just your typical weak minded * fans just hand over their scarfs. Can’t stand up for themselves?

They were most likely lined up before having their hair ruffled. I'm sure you understand how traumatic that can be.

 

[DapperJong]

Changing your story again and again, maybe it’s time to just admit it, I was high and can’t remember what happened.
so like bomber I just made up a reasonable excuse and when called out I changed my story.

This is the first time I've posted on the matter so not sure how I'm changing my story.

But yeah, I'm the one who's high.

 

[see see]

Essendon will be missing it’s:

CaptainBest Squib
Best Mid
Best Forward
Best Stopper
Best Ruck

Not to mention that by missing said ruck, we have to play one of the spudliest spuds ever to spud it up on a football field.

If you can’t beat them this week, you might as well pack up your two dollar and ninety nine cent pretend football club in to a medium strength archive box and buy a tram ticket (concession of course) to the Queen Vic market where you might be able to sell those rags you call jumpers as doormats.

FTFY

 

[Jade]

It's like talking to a neighbour's chihuahua. Just feed it some valium and walk away.

You better wrap it in cheese...

 

[Jade]

So looks like we can add Longmire to the list of blokes that responded with ‘lolnorth’ when offered the contents of the war chest*














*may actually be about tree fiddy

 

[Snake_Baker]

Lok out, they're biting!

 

[Nate7]

Just getting in early, HAPPY BIRTHDAY MACCA!

 

[Firestarter]

So looks like we can add Longmire to the list of blokes that responded with ‘lolnorth’ when offered the contents of the war chest*














*may actually be about tree fiddy

I knew * supporters were peabrained but also illiterate?