Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon II - over 6500 days since EFC won a final / AC signs w NM, EFC implode / RIP D2D and T_S

[SonofSamsquanch]

And there will be another double ton at least before they even have a chance at breaking the drought.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

The Buffalo Bills just lost another finals game which lengthened their streak to 25 years without winning one.

Something for * to aspire to.

 

[Mav]

The Buffalo Bills just lost another finals game which lengthened their streak to 25 years without winning one.

Something for * to aspire to.

It was a cracking game!

 

[Snake_Baker]

A haircut?

Seriously?

 

[SonofSamsquanch]

A haircut?

Seriously?

I'd pay if the dirty looking campaigner just washed it. I'd even buy the shampoo.

 

[Kimbo]

A haircut?

Seriously?

Yeah, it's a bit sad that a tragedy like this 'needs' a gimmick to encourage donations, but I suppose, like the ice water baths for the Neale Daniher MND cause, they're using it to focus it on this particular fund-raising appeal, for people who's intelligence and compassion limits their capacity to otherwise donate.

The cynical part of me says he had been thinking 'it's about time I got rid of this do' (read: juvenile monstrosity) and this has given him an excuse.

 

[see see]

Perhaps he's going to go the Ben Cousins-style full shave in order to avoid hair testing for various substances. Has form in this area.

 

[DapperJong]

A haircut?

Seriously?

I take it you’ve already donated in some way. Well done mate

 

[Snake_Baker]

I take it you’ve already donated in some way. Well done mate

I'll fork over 10 grand if you can arrange for me to get next to this crab with a pair of scissors.

 

[DapperJong]

I'll fork over 10 grand if you can arrange for me to get next to this crab with a pair of scissors.

This leads me to believe you haven’t donated

Didn’t think you were that selfish

 

[boncer34]

The cynical part of me says he had been thinking 'it's about time I got rid of this do' (read: juvenile monstrosity) and this has given him an excuse.

There's been plenty of people lining up over the years to tell him to cut it, and he's refused. Been something of a running joke amongst Essendon fans.

He's simply doing something to raise money for the fires. Not sure how or why anyone would want to mock that, but then again I don't get triggered by false tweets either.

 

[Snake_Baker]

This leads me to believe you haven’t donated

Didn’t think you were that selfish

Of course I haven't donated anything.

I don't jump to the emotional cues of the shallow media whores (you), and I don't need to virtue signal in order to increase my "marketability" and maintain my "image".

How many advertising bucks do you plan to make out of the misery of these people?

 

[DapperJong]

Of course I haven't donated anything.

I don't jump to the emotional cues of the shallow media whores (you), and I don't need to virtue signal in order to increase my "marketability" and maintain my "image".

How many advertising bucks do you plan to make out of the misery of these people?

So literally nothing to any bushfire relief effort?

Top stuff

 

[DapperJong]

You’d think the team with a Kangaroo as their mascot might have had some kind of genius marketing idea to raise some funds of their own as well. Guess charity starts at home.

 

[Snake_Baker]

So literally nothing to any bushfire relief effort?

Top stuff

Nope. Not a single ratings point for you coming from me.

Do you have proof this ISN'T just a marketing exercise with a tax write off?

Do you have a written letter from scum central stating that they WON'T be incorporating these donations as a tax deduction?

You’d think the team with a Kangaroo as their mascot might have had some kind of genius marketing idea to raise some funds of their own as well. Guess charity starts at home.

Hey, you're the ones with the MASSIVE public image issues.

 

[DapperJong]

Nope. Not a single ratings point for you coming from me.

Do you have proof this ISN'T just a marketing exercise with a tax write off?

Do you have a written letter from scum central stating that they WON'T be incorporating these donations as a tax deduction?



Hey, you're the ones with the MASSIVE public image issues.

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Do you think I’m James Packer or something?

Feel like helping out the country or not? Give $5 to the Mallacoota wildlife center.

Prove to me that you’re not a total * stick

 

[Snake_Baker]

Do you think I’m James Packer or something?

Feel like helping out the country or not? Give $5 to the Mallacoota wildlife center.

Prove to me that you’re not a total fu** stick

LOL, I don't care about proving anything to you.

You could drop dead at your keyboard right now, and I would scroll on to my next alert to see what someone posted.

You're a source of ridicule. Nothing more. That's it.

 

[DapperJong]

LOL, I don't care about proving anything to you.

You could drop dead at the keyboard right now, and I would scroll on to my next alert to see what someone posted.

You're a source of ridicule. Nothing more. That's it.

Ok * stick

 

[Snake_Baker]

Ok fu** stick

 

[Bombfire]

You’d think the team with a Kangaroo as their mascot might have had some kind of genius marketing idea to raise some funds of their own as well. Guess charity starts at home.

Bob Ansett would have been right on to this- a real genius with money.

 

[Passmore]

You’d think the team with a Kangaroo as their mascot might have had some kind of genius marketing idea to raise some funds of their own as well. Guess charity starts at home.

I think you’ll find NMFC has already donated without the need for the auto fellatio that Essendon are indulging in.


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[Snake_Baker]

Bob Ansett would have been right on to this- a real genius with money.

Virtue signaling haircuts?

That's genius level stuff.

 

[DesertRoo]

How unimaginative.
At least he could’ve donating something meaningful to the appeal.

how about his finals jumper?

 

[DapperJong]

I think you’ll find NMFC has already donated without the need for the auto fellatio that Essendon are indulging in.


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So everyone but Tef has donated

 

[DapperJong]

Do you guys condemn Movember as well?