Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon II - MT on drug charges - *Ess loses to CFC - RIP The Scales & Dugdale2Dwyer

Jade

Smug lives here.
Jul 8, 2008
33,181
48,962
AFL Club
Essendon
Essendon will be missing it’s:

Captain
Best Mid
Best Forward
Best Stopper
Best Ruck

Not to mention that by missing said ruck, we have to play one of the spudliest spuds ever to spud it up on a football field.

If you can’t beat them this week, you might as well pack up your two dollar and ninety nine cent pretend football club in to a medium strength archive box and buy a tram ticket (concession of course) to the Queen Vic market where you might be able to sell those rags you call jumpers as doormats.
 

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SpiderBurton22

Norm Smith Medallist
Mar 17, 2012
6,864
18,613
Caught in the web.
AFL Club
North Melbourne
Essendon will be missing it’s:

Captain
Best Mid
Best Forward
Best Stopper
Best Ruck

Not to mention that by missing said ruck, we have to play one of the spudliest spuds ever to spud it up on a football field.

If you can’t beat them this week, you might as well pack up your two dollar and ninety nine cent pretend football club in to a medium strength archive box and buy a tram ticket (concession of course) to the Queen Vic market where you might be able to sell those rags you call jumpers as doormats.

Feeling the pressure, hey?

At the start of the year everyone was expecting big things from you guys. Finals, top 4, some even predicting Grand Finals. Gun recruit to go with your gun recruits from the previous year.

As usual, you're faltering. Scrambling for a place in the bottom of the 8. Now you're pulling out missing a few players. We can do that too.

Missing our AA midfielder
Gun CHB
Best shut down player in the league.
 

SonofSamsquanch

Member of Bushwood Golf Club
Mar 31, 2016
4,341
8,238
Deep South
AFL Club
North Melbourne
Feeling the pressure, hey?

At the start of the year everyone was expecting big things from you guys. Finals, top 4, some even predicting Grand Finals. Gun recruit to go with your gun recruits from the previous year.

As usual, you're faltering. Scrambling for a place in the bottom of the 8. Now you're pulling out missing a few players. We can do that too.

Missing our AA midfielder
Gun CHB
Best shut down player in the league.
SpiderBurton22 this is a sympathy thread. We ought to be feeling sorry for this scum club.
 

Jade

Smug lives here.
Jul 8, 2008
33,181
48,962
AFL Club
Essendon
Feeling the pressure, hey?

At the start of the year everyone was expecting big things from you guys. Finals, top 4, some even predicting Grand Finals. Gun recruit to go with your gun recruits from the previous year.

As usual, you're faltering. Scrambling for a place in the bottom of the 8. Now you're pulling out missing a few players. We can do that too.

Missing our AA midfielder
Gun CHB
Best shut down player in the league.
You have an AA midfielder?
 

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DesertRoo

Premiership Player
Feb 11, 2013
3,517
6,509
AFL Club
North Melbourne
They're actually North supporters who have mugged Essendon supporters for their gear so they can make these little videos so other North supporters can bat off to them.

Simple things and all.
so it’s just your typical weak minded * fans just hand over their scarfs. Can’t stand up for themselves?
 

DapperJong

Hall of Famer
Feb 11, 2015
36,407
66,809
AFL Club
Essendon
Other Teams
Juventus
Changing your story again and again, maybe it’s time to just admit it, I was high and can’t remember what happened.
so like bomber I just made up a reasonable excuse and when called out I changed my story.
This is the first time I've posted on the matter so not sure how I'm changing my story.

But yeah, I'm the one who's high.
 

see see

And don't forget the joker...
May 30, 2007
8,195
22,115
AFL Club
North Melbourne
Other Teams
Deportivo Wanka
Essendon will be missing it’s:

CaptainBest Squib
Best Mid
Best Forward
Best Stopper
Best Ruck

Not to mention that by missing said ruck, we have to play one of the spudliest spuds ever to spud it up on a football field.

If you can’t beat them this week, you might as well pack up your two dollar and ninety nine cent pretend football club in to a medium strength archive box and buy a tram ticket (concession of course) to the Queen Vic market where you might be able to sell those rags you call jumpers as doormats.
FTFY:thumbsu:
 
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