Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon II - over 6500 days since EFC won a final / AC signs w NM, EFC implode / RIP D2D and T_S

[RobZombie]

The last time * won a final Facebook was launched and only open to Harvard students.

 

[RobZombie]

With Aaron Sandilands retiring there will possibly be no active players who have lost to Essendon in finals in the AFL.

Went early and replied to GG with sirswampthing’s confirmation of that fact.

 

[Tectonic]

Went early and replied to GG with sirswampthing’s confirmation of that fact.

It deserves repeating

 

[tazaa]

WHY?

It’s bleaching
They bleached their hair you ******* idiot

 

[ferball]

It’s bleaching
They bleached their hair you ******* idiot

I think you'll find they painted it.

With fish.

 

[Snake_Baker]

 

[Supreme_Chancellor]

Ahhh...good old shitfight thread.

 

[Snake_Baker]

WORST top 8 EVER

WORST top 4 EVER

 

[Shermanator]

WORST top 8 EVER

WORST top 4 EVER

* WORST club EVER

 

[boncer34]

WORST top 8 EVER

WORST top 4 EVER

And North couldn't make it.

 

[Snake_Baker]

It's a toss up for the shittest scum side of the past decade.

The 2009 side that made it with 10 wins vs the 2011 side that made it with 11 wins vs the 2019 side that made it with a percentage of 95%.

The one thing they have in common is straight out of contention with a flogging.

 

[SpiderBurton22]

And North couldn't make it.

5466.

 

[Snake_Baker]

5466.

6000 is looming on the horizon.

 

[boncer34]

5466.

7272.

 

[SpiderBurton22]

6000 is looming on the horizon.

I read somewhere that of you took the Sheedy years out, it has been around 30 years without winning a final.

 

[Snake_Baker]

I read somewhere that of you took the Sheedy years out, it has been around 30 years without winning a final.

Try 50

 

[Snake_Baker]

Jack Clarke was the last scum coach aside from Sheedy to win a final...............in 1968.

 

[see see]

I'm torn as to which type of * finals failure I want to see this year:

1. The hold a significant lead only to be run over the top failure; or
2. The good old fashioned pantsing proving yet again they were making up the numbers failure.

Probably the former as that increases the likelihood that Woosha's sacking will be in-season next year rather than post-season this year.

 

[SonofSamsquanch]

I'm torn as to which type of * finals failure I want to see this year:

1. The hold a significant lead only to be run over the top failure; or
2. The good old fashioned pantsing proving yet again they were making up the numbers failure.

Probably the former as that increases the likelihood that Woosha's sacking will be in-season next year rather than post-season this year.

Sympathy oozing from your every pore see see.

 

[andana]

LAWYERS INVOLVED AS INVESTORS BOMBED OUT OF $100M
Tens of millions of dollars in investments controlled by former Essendon football club chairman David Evans have been lost, and now investors are considering a class action against his company, Evans Dixon.

 

[Snake_Baker]

THIS company?

David Evans prepares investors for $450m Evans Dixon listing

In typical Evans & Partners fashion, it seems David Evans and Alan Dixon are taking a bespoke approach to listing their wealth management and advisory business Evans Dixon.

www.afr.com

I bet most of them are scum supporters too.

Who the * would be stupid enough to invest in U.S. property?

 

[LuvtheKangas]

LAWYERS INVOLVED AS INVESTORS BOMBED OUT OF $100M
Tens of millions of dollars in investments controlled by former Essendon football club chairman David Evans have been lost, and now investors are considering a class action against his company, Evans Dixon.

Gotta feel sorry for Dave. He wouldn't have had to start a new business and actually work for a living if that pharmaceuticals opportunity of a few years ago had taken off.

 

[Snake_Baker]

Gotta feel sorry for Dave. He wouldn't have had to start a new business and actually work for a living if that pharmaceuticals opportunity of a few years ago had taken off.

Are you kidding? He's the very definition of a kid born with a silver spoon in its mouth.

 

[boncer34]

LAWYERS INVOLVED AS INVESTORS BOMBED OUT OF $100M
Tens of millions of dollars in investments controlled by former Essendon football club chairman David Evans have been lost, and now investors are considering a class action against his company, Evans Dixon.

Wonder if he'll pin that on Hird too.

 

[LuvtheKangas]

THIS company?

David Evans prepares investors for $450m Evans Dixon listing

In typical Evans & Partners fashion, it seems David Evans and Alan Dixon are taking a bespoke approach to listing their wealth management and advisory business Evans Dixon.

www.afr.com

I bet most of them are scum supporters too.

Who the fu** would be stupid enough to invest in U.S. property?

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If you're the fund manager, you still win if it's a high fee fund.

It's in the US to get around Australian rules that have essentially shut-down the high fee managed funds rort.