Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon II - over 6500 days since EFC won a final / AC signs w NM, EFC implode / RIP D2D and T_S

[Shinboner1]

 

[Nate7]

 

[The acurate one]

So hello all , I did catch up with ex Mrs *. A lovely lass and we had a nice lunch and started some good old fashioned day drinking .

She then invited me back to her place for more drinking and some Netflix . Now what caught my attention was all her recommended shows were pretty much about sex lol .
I was taken aback you might say . She did say we won’t be doing it and of course I was fine with that .
well after a bit you could see she’d learnt a trick or two from ex * footballer . Was scragging , tackling and playing the man .
Yes I will see her again should I be allowed out of home isolation and FYI that is a fair punishment for going on a date with the ex wife of a * prick . Yes I stayed the night .
I may need to visit a priest

 

[Nate7]

So hello all , I did catch up with ex Mrs *. A lovely lass and we had a nice lunch and started some good old fashioned day drinking .

She then invited me back to her place for more drinking and some Netflix . Now what caught my attention was all her recommended shows were pretty much about sex lol .
I was taken aback you might say . She did say we won’t be doing it and of course I was fine with that .
well after a bit you could see she’d learnt a trick or two from ex * footballer . Was scragging , tackling and playing the man .
Yes I will see her again should I be allowed out of home isolation and FYI that is a fair punishment for going on a date with the ex wife of a * prick . Yes I stayed the night .
I may need to visit a priest

A demon in the bed?
There was full body contortion?
She called you Father Karas?

 

[see see]

So sweet.

 

[blackshadow]

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So sweet.

Injectable honey?

 

[Mav]

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So sweet.

Eagle Bay is one of the best beaches in the world. Should not be associated with such low life scum in any way, find a better picture!

 

[Mav]

 

[blackshadow]

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Do you smoke that thing?

 

[Shinboner1]

Do you smoke that thing?

 

[blackshadow]

* CEO tests positive to COVID. Does he need more injections?

Dons CEO tests positive for COVID-19; Eagles players will be vaccinated

Essendon have announced CEO Xavier Campbell has tested positive for COVID-19, but the football program has not been impacted.

www.theage.com.au

 

[giantroo]

 

[1975]

Essendon… positive test…?
Why does that ring a bell

 

[Nate7]

Essendon… positive test…?
Why does that ring a bell

From the 1st page when all this s**t went down...

 

[Mav]

* CEO tests positive to COVID. Does he need more injections?

Dons CEO tests positive for COVID-19; Eagles players will be vaccinated

Essendon have announced CEO Xavier Campbell has tested positive for COVID-19, but the football program has not been impacted.

www.theage.com.au

Ha ha ha, his injection was obviously nothing but vitamin C!

 

[Nate7]

Ha ha ha, his injection was obviously nothing but vitamin C!

That's what "Spike" McVeigh said about the whole regime.

 

[Mav]

That's what "Spike" McVeigh said about the whole regime.

Yes mate, that’s the joke. Well done.

 

[1975]

OMG! Not again!

 

[see see]

* could probably do with one of these come finals time. Something to help them handle pressure a bit better.

 

[see see]

The bloke on the right hand side has never seen a game of AFL footy, yet even he knows that * are sh*t. Look at that smirk on his face, he's laughing at their pathetic finals record.

 

[SonofSamsquanch]

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The bloke on the right hand side has never seen a game of AFL footy, yet even he knows that * are sh*t. Look at that smirk on his face, he's laughing at their pathetic finals record.

Well when you think about it, he has played in as many winning AFL finals as the current captain of *

 

[Twinkletoes]

I bet a few of you have this ready to roll when the time comes, with Jenny changed to *Jimmy:

 

[Hojuman]

Debt free. Stick that in your " hangar "

 

[shinboner magic]

Rattle your tins you druggie *s

 

[SpiderBurton22]

I'll be drinking to that.