Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon II - over 6500 days since EFC won a final / AC signs w NM, EFC implode / RIP D2D and T_S

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"Essendon is notorious for not having won a final since September 4, 2004 and is mocked routinely by opposition fans for the streak, which now stands at 6311 days."


Roll out a 5 year plan and then keep the same old boring - no impact - captain.
I think the 5 year plan has something to do with how often he washes his hair. Bastard looks like he's only used shampoo once in the last 5 years.
 
Perhaps * could use a bit of this to harden up
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Dude. Durant and Curry are the best they've ever been at 33 because they are in peak shape. Harden is 31 and looks like he's declining. Luka really needs to get his body and prep right.
Cool - this is sympathy for drug cheats - not poorly ageing basketball players.
 

SonofSamsquanch

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A = AOD
U = Unknown
X = eXperimentation

In - Into the bloodstream of ordinary underperforming players in an effort to make the coach look like a genius

Hojuman is very cryptic with his selection of images to represent *

There is always a hidden meaning. Take the ball bearings for instance - small hardened balls - a direct outcome of the cocktail of unidentified PEDs. Perfect analogy.
 
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This thread should be put to bed until we at least beat them. How many days since that happened?
This thread stays alive - every other club gets to laugh and mock them because we came from 33 points down in the 3rd quarter to keep the streak alive!!

We beat them the last time it counted - that’s all that matters.
 
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