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- ADVERTISMENT -
It's no secret that the Roys have been losing players lately. With Fat Pizza, Fatty Lumpkin and Freakie hanging up the boots, pantskyle moving to experience a win and club legends scaling back their interest the Roys are looking thin on the ground.
That's where your contribution can help.
While primarily a Fitzroy/Brisbane based club the Roys realise the Fitzroy talent pool is thinning. While we would love to see Brisbane fans Bengwatkins Chezzalenko Reborn Karnezis_13 and wmoore (call us guys
) donning the Roys jumper we are, despite common belief, also happy to recruit from other clubs supporters - as a number of the Roys main contributors currently support other clubs.
So if you've been thinking about leaving your club, wanting a change or you think the Roys are super awesome then we want to hear from you.
What can we offer?
- State of the art care facility. Meals and activities fully provided.
- Chudshakes
- Tired of chewing? All meals are served pureed.
- Tired of winning? That's not a problem at the Roys
- Don't like pants? We are now PANTS FREE!
- Chudshakes
- Awards night extravaganzas
You've all seen the Roys in action. If you think you'd like to be a part of the Roys and you'd be a good fit for them in Season 17 contact Broken or Reardo. Discussions can be as private or public as you choose.

