Syria is better than Queensland - official thread

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The acurate one

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The below comments originated out of either Queensland or Syria, you have a shot.....

On condoms: "We don't want any of that sort of thing up here."

On human rights: "What's the ordinary man in the street got to do with it?"

You don’t tell the frogs anything before you drain the swamp’.

There are more ways of killing a cat than drowning it. Different occasions warrant different methods of annihilating a socialist government’.

I succeeded because: "I prayed every day and I read the XXXXX every day."

Clearly the above work is associated with a despot, so shouldn't be too difficult. And yes I wouldn't want to live there.
 

ferball

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The below comments originated out of either Queensland or Syria, you have a shot.....

On condoms: "We don't want any of that sort of thing up here."

On human rights: "What's the ordinary man in the street got to do with it?"

You don’t tell the frogs anything before you drain the swamp’.

There are more ways of killing a cat than drowning it. Different occasions warrant different methods of annihilating a socialist government’.

I succeeded because: "I prayed every day and I read the XXXXX every day."

Clearly the above work is associated with a despot, so shouldn't be too difficult. And yes I wouldn't want to live there.
Now now now now now firstly that would not be right and secondly it would be wrong as far as we are concerned.
 

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LuvtheKangas

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Gee I hope you have better than that...
If it's 100% accurate, it doesn't need to be better.

Come back in a couple of weeks to discuss.

{starts googling for "straight sets" gifs}
I'm not having much luck finding an appropriate "straight sets" gif.

It's starting to stress me out, because obviously we're going to need it next week. Can anyone assist?
 

chugginon

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Lol, when one pre politically correct Japanese man suggests that the other pre politically correct Japanese man is more silly than he, he doesn't say " ha you Queenslander", he says "ha you Syria" 🙃
I have been laughing all the way through reading this thread..:tearsofjoy: but this one really cracked me up.......:tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy: thanks for that.:) .
 

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