Analysis Syria is better than Queensland - official thread

[The Warlord]

Thread for comparisons between the two, with a definite preference for the Land of Al-Sham, home to the oldest continuously occupied city in the world, treasure trove of human history, the very cradle of civilisation.

Over Queensland, home to the oldest continuously working stripper in the world, treasure trove of meth pipes, the very cradle of racism on this island.

To open:

Queensland's Education Minister is called Grace Grace.

Syria's is Hazwan Al-Wuz

Very clearly Syria the winner here.

 

[LuvtheKangas]

Here's something I'm not going to bring near to this thread.

 

[King Corey]

I'm going to allow it.

 

[The Warlord]

I'm going to allow it.

Good.

Syria



Queensland

Spoiler

 

[King Corey]

Good.

Syria

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Queensland

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You know that second pic is not long for this world - but lol.

 

[The Warlord]

Suffice to say we will all be behind the Syrian Tigers next week.

 

[Gameova_]

Hazwan Al-Wuz ftw

 

[The Warlord]

How many kids from Syrian academies have we squandered second round draft picks on?

NONE

Syria takes the chocolates over Queensland again.

 

[The Warlord]

Were we almost relocated to:

a) Queensland

b) Syria

 

[Egga]

Syria has a beach. Brisbane does not.

Once again, Brissy sucks balls.

 

[The Warlord]

Will our first round pick be pushed down the order by the AFL granting a priority pick to a Syrian team?

NO IT WON'T

 

[The Warlord]

Syria has a beach. Brisbane does not.

Once again, Brissy sucks balls.

Syria has beautiful beaches and without the hassles and dangers you find on Queensland beaches.

 

[Tectonic]

Tragedies at Syrian theme parks : zero

 

[rickety]

John McEnroe never said "You can't be Queenslands" but he did say "You can't be Syrias"

 

[Hazey1977]

How many battles has Hazey had with Syrian in-laws over daylight saving?

ZERO!!!

Syria wins on this one too

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[kangaspurs]

Syria doesn't promote XXXX as something other than undrinkable swill.

Syria > Queensland.

 

[The Warlord]

How many battles has Hazey had with Syrian in-laws over daylight saving?

ZERO!!!

Syria wind in this one too

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Syria actually has daylight savings too.

Daylight Saving Time Changes 2024 in Damascus, Syria

Daylight Savings Time 2024 in Syria – Damascus. When does time change? Date of the next clock change and exact time to spring forward or fall back.

www.timeanddate.com

 

[The Warlord]

Syria doesn't promote XXXX as something other than undrinkable swill.

Syria > Queensland.

You would - quite rightly - be beheaded for selling XXXX in parts of Syria.

 

[hilly]

I don't recall playing a Round 1 game in a monsoon in Syria.

 

[rickety]

The Italians never named their highest level of soccer Queensland

 

[Twinkletoes]

You know that second pic is not long for this world - but lol.

Nothing spoiler tags can’t fix. Fixed!

 

[Bell End]

I feel the need to go into bat for my home state here.
Prostitution is legal in qld but illegal in Syria.
Qld has a big pineapple but Syria only has regular sized pineapples.

I will however concede the average Syrian is probably more forward thinking, progressive and far less conservative than the average qlder though.

 

[The Warlord]

I don't recall playing a Round 1 game in a monsoon in Syria.

Or any mid season twilight games where we go three goals up and then don't kick any more because the ball turns greasy like a dirty look in the 90s.

Higgo has never had his collarbone broken in Syria.

 

[kangaspurs]

Young footballers try their hardest to leave Syria because of the threat to their lives.

Young footballers try their hardest to leave Queensland because they're living in Queensland.

 

[The Warlord]

I feel the need to go into bat for my home state here.
Prostitution is legal in qld but illegal in Syria.
Qld has a big pineapple but Syria only has regular sized pineapples.

I will however concede the average Syrian is probably more forward thinking, progressive and far less conservative than the average qlder though.

Queensland lady under pressure



Syrian lady under pressure