Analysis Syria is better than Queensland - official thread

[The Warlord]

I reckon if we set up a Syrian team they'd be standing on their own two feet quickly, wouldn't need decades off concessions like the Bears/Lions and Suns.

 

[The acurate one]

Queenslanders celebrating......





Syrians celebrating...........





Which of the two are you taking seriously ?
Thread is near done the answer is in the title without a doubt!

 

[Royal Flush]

If Coles is open after 5pm on a Sunday then Syria wins.

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[The Warlord]

No crocodiles in Syria.

 

[Tas]

Syria wasn't dumb enough to import cane toads.

 

[DesertRoo]

Syria has a long history of fantastic literature, Queenslanders have a vocabulary of two words beer and Queenslander.

 

[Royal Flush]

Syria have a long history of fantastic literature, Queenslanders have a vocabulary of two words beer and Queenslander.

They used XXXX because they kept forgetting how to spell Beer

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[B4Bear]

Syrian farmes aren't ******* up the Great Barrier Reef.

Syrians would shoot Barnaby and Pauline on sight.

 

[ferball]

No crocodiles in Syria.

Growing Jordan Valley Crocodile Threat Worries Israelis, Palestinians

Nile Crocodile hatchling. Photo: Scirp. The usually sleepy Jordan Valley is waking up to a real B-movie nightmare as some …

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[The Warlord]

Growing Jordan Valley Crocodile Threat Worries Israelis, Palestinians

Nile Crocodile hatchling. Photo: Scirp. The usually sleepy Jordan Valley is waking up to a real B-movie nightmare as some …

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That's not Syria.

Also, wtf are those things eating.

 

[The Warlord]

Was talking to a good mate who is covering the US surrender ceremony in Qatar.

He says he likes Qatar, it is like the good bits of Syria with the good bits of the west.

When he comes to Oz he stays for a while in Queensland with family and complains about it the whole time before coming to Melbourne.

Syria = better than Queensland again.

 

[Egga]

Syria is a bombed out, terrorist ridden desert, with no infrastructure and an oppressed population struggling for survival against a brutal authoritarian regime.

Still way better than Queensland.

 

[tazaa]

Syria is a bombed out, terrorist ridden desert, with no infrastructure and an oppressed population struggling for survival against a brutal authoritarian regime.

Still way better than Queensland.

Most of the terrorists never set foot inside Syria.
Destroyed from within because their internet was capped

Still better coverage than Queensland though

 

[ferball]

That's not Syria.

Also, wtf are those things eating.

Its the valley of the Jordan River so at some point those crocs will find their way to Syria if they haven't alreay. That story is five years old.

 

[ferball]

And yes wtf are they eating?

 

[Nate7]

Nowhere in Syria will you hear a sentence end with, "aye".

 

[Procrastinator35]

Terrorists, while on the look out for innocent victims in Syria, don't scream out "So Where the bloody hell are ya"?

Syria's President Bashar Assad, is a highly qualified & trained Medical Doctor out of Cambridge in England....

Pauline ran a Fush n chup shop.

 

[The Warlord]

Frigging Queensland has put in the situation where I'm barracking for RICHMOND this weekend.

Syria has never done that.

 

[The Warlord]

Syrian snipers actually hit their targets.

 

[rickety]

We don't get football news from Syria by that Queensland **** Gottlieb on Fox sports

 

[Procrastinator35]

Syria didn't go down & out in straight sets.

 

[The Warlord]

Syria didn't go down & out in straight sets.

Syria is an ancient and proud land that didn't to takeover a poor and vulnerable neighbour to be something, like the Brisbane Bears.

 

[Sauras]

Syria didn't go down & out in straight sets.

Gee I hope you have better than that...

 

[rickety]

Lol, when one pre politically correct Japanese man suggests that the other pre politically correct Japanese man is more silly than he, he doesn't say " ha you Queenslander", he says "ha you Syria"

 

[Sauras]

Which one is you? I reckon the guy who drives himself straight into the bar. Amirght?