Analysis Syria is better than Queensland - official thread

[Rusty Buckets]

Was Alan Jones born and reared in Queensland?

 

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Was Alan Jones born and reared in Queensland?

Definitely born there. Although I believe that he has been reared in multiple locations over the years.

 

[Rusty Buckets]

Definitely born there. Although I believe that he has been reared in multiple locations over the years.

I did find it odd that he was aggrieved when his mobile number was projected onto the Opera House. After all, he had been writing his phone number on the inside walls of toilet blocks dating back 30 years.

 

[Colbys Boots]

Syria has beautiful food, in particular the bakeries.

Better than these Queensland cum bakeries. Yuck.

No wonder there are so many yeast infections in Queensland.

 

[andana]

Townsville's growing youth crime problem has it listed as one of the worst criminal hotspots in the world, with the regional Queensland city named alongside Tijuana, Baghdad, Caracas and Tripoli.
The city is ranked as the 60th worst location in the world for in terms of crime, according to Numbeo, the world's largest user-contributed database which provides statistics on global cost of living, housing indicators, health care, traffic, pollution and crime.

 

[BigBadByron]

Yet another recent stabbing/murder from a Terrorist.

Is Syria better than London too? Probably yes.

 

[The Warlord]

Syria shits on London.

London is an enormous hole.

 

[Rad Roo]

yes, until you step on a landmine or have your daughter/sister kidnapped by the rebels...

 

[big_e]

Syrians aren't dumb enough to think they could host the Olympic Games.

 

[The Warlord]

Syrians aren't dumb enough to think they could host the Olympic Games.

Syrians aren't dumb enough to WANT to host them.

 

[andana]

More than 12,000 kilometres from Australia, in a small town in Jordan, nine-year-old Syrian refugees Ayman and twin brother Anas Tahleh began drawing pictures of kangaroos and koalas to lift the spirits of Australian bushfire victims.

While there are no kangaroos where they live, they could still picture animals living among the lush green and gold landscapes in outback Australia.
Anas and Ayman first heard about the out-of-control bushfires that shook Australia in their group art therapy classes.
They, along with several other refugee children, said they were devastated when they heard how bad the fires had impacted the Australian people and wildlife.

 

[Procrastinator35]

yes, until you step on a landmine or have your sister kidnapped by the rebels...

Where were those rebels when I was a kid?

 

[Rad Roo]

Where were those rebels when I was a kid?

still yet to arrive in syria, most of the rebels are foreigners.........

 

[andana]

A delivery truck carrying toilet paper has crashed and burst into flames in Queensland.
The semi-trailer caught fire on the Gateway Motorway near Murrarie in Brisbane on Wednesday night as toilet paper panic buying intensified across Australia.
Firefighters and ambulance crews rushed to the scene, with the truck blocking the northbound lanes of the motorway.

 

[LuvtheKangas]

A delivery truck carrying toilet paper has crashed and burst into flames in Queensland.
The semi-trailer caught fire on the Gateway Motorway near Murrarie in Brisbane on Wednesday night as toilet paper panic buying intensified across Australia.
Firefighters and ambulance crews rushed to the scene, with the truck blocking the northbound lanes of the motorway.

"SAVE THE TOILET PAPER, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!"

 

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Less cases of COVID-19 in Syria than in Queensland at this point in time.

Syria takes the points yet again.

 

[andana]

We have never lost any games in Syria.

 

[see see]

Less cases of COVID-19 in Syria than in Queensland at this point in time.

Syria takes the points yet again.

Post hasn't aged particularly well. Good thing I used the old "at this point in time" qualifier.

 

[see see]

Back on topic - Syria doesn't appear to have imposed any entry restrictions upon Victorians. The same can't be said for those soft-c*cks in Queensland.

 

[The Warlord]

Syria won the big battle on their home ground against foreign fighters.

Queensland just got done by Geelong lol.

 

[north_lad]

Syria won the big battle on their home ground against foreign fighters.

Queensland just got done by Geelong lol.

Don't hate the Lions but they were ******* pathetic last night.

 

[gokangas]

Don't hate the Lions but they were ******* pathetic last night.

Excellent season I reckon but just ran out of puff and lacked genuine class when it counted. Lions have a lot to be happy with for 2020.

 

[north_lad]

Excellent season I reckon but just ran out of puff and lacked genuine class when it counted. Lions have a lot to be happy with for 2020.

I think last night they got bullied. Smashed at (my most hated phrase coming up) ...the coalface. Just didn't look up for the intensity of a prelim. After meekly bowing out in the semi-finals last year (after finishing second, no less) I thought they would be frothing.

 

[The Warlord]

Thread for comparisons between the two, with a definite preference for the Land of Al-Sham, home to the oldest continuously occupied city in the world, treasure trove of human history, the very cradle of civilisation.

Over Queensland, home to the oldest continuously working stripper in the world, treasure trove of meth pipes, the very cradle of racism on this island.

To open:

Queensland's Education Minister is called Grace Grace.

Syria's is Hazwan Al-Wuz

Very clearly Syria the winner here.

I shouldn't lol at my own jokes.

But lol.

 

[andana]