talk like a pirate day

[willoblue]

Howdy folks,

I just want to give you all something to distract from that delicious stress that we feel (wouldn't be bottom 14 for quids, hey), but 2day is talk like a pirate day.
so here's a joke 4 u all.
why are pirates called pirates?
because theu arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

GO FREOOOOOO!

 

[Fluffyone]

Why can't kids watch pirate movies?



Because they are all rated aaarrrrrrrrr

 

[willoblue]

Why can't kids watch pirate movies?



Because they are all rated aaarrrrrrrrr

where's your Buccaneers?
on either side of my buchan head

 

[Wigarus]

Q. Why do old sea dogs hate 'talk like a pirate day'?



A. Because it's stupid ya filthy old scallywag.

 

[BeinPurplenGreen]

Arrrrrrrrrrrrr you free this Saturday?

I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest
I've sailed the seven seas, and you're the sleekest schooner I've ever sighted
Want to go back to me ship and rock the boat?
Let's get together and haul some keel

 

[Nothing]

How many Eagles does it take to change a light bulb?
- None. They prefer to sit there in the dark, talking about the past.

/said it in pirate talk to fit the thread.

 

[Moo]

where's your Buccaneers?
on either side of my buchan head

Anyone old enough to remember Wattsie

 

[willoblue]

Anyone old enough to remember Wattsie

JKW legeng commentator, unfortunately east perth.
Go South FREO!

 

[BeinPurplenGreen]

Anyone old enough to remember Wattsie

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Wattsie

 

[jedi mind tricks]

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[Arcassius]

I went into the office dressed like a pirate today

 

[Nightowl]

Ha ha. forgot about talk like a pirate day.
But... Ahoy mateys. hope yer team swabs the decks with those swannies.
GO FREO !! GOOD LUCK GUYS.

 

[Running Dog]

What? Talk like a pirate? Now you tell me. No wonder all the crap I was spouting about trimming aerolons, and barrel rolls, and instrument landings, and STOL, and G-forces, and fly-by-wire brought about some pretty blank looks. Arrrrr well, next year.