Tar cow

[SwampCreature]

Someone has left a cow completely covered in tar my driveway.

What can I do? #legally

(Obviously they'll be gone soon but yeah ideas for next time/others)

 

[Bluelegs]

Poor cow

 

[SwampCreature]

To be honest #illegal ideas are welcome too, who am I kidding

 

[Frank Bunn]

Ring the cowncil. They will come and moove it for you.

 

[Shane Sheridan]

Has your car got a bull bar?

 

[Halloween Jack]

that's where I left it. Sorry, my mis-steak

 

[SwampCreature]

Poor cow

On the bright side it’s not very cold.

I was worried in this weather it would be fresian.

Ring the cowncil. They will come and moove it for you.

I imagine it would be a secondairy concern for them.

Thread a bit racist imo.

Oh, so every combination of tar and animals is a bit racist now, is it? I assume you think Disney was a bit racist in the 1930s too,do you?

Has your car got a bull bar?

The hide of you.

that's where I left it. Sorry, my mis-steak

Cool. What’s her name?

Do you have a hose, knife, butcher and BBQ handy?

A knife? I have a whole house full of knives. Want to see?

Yes that’s Kurt Tippet, why do you ask?

 

[Billy ray]

moo

 

[SwampCreature]

Edgie got it. Country boy and all.

What do you do to a cow at night?

You Tippet

I am embarrassed at myself for not picking that up.

Also because of my pathetic, lonely, disgusting existence, but now this new thing, too.

 

[SwampCreature]

Thread now has most posts than the one it parodies and is therefore a success.

 

[dogs105]

Thread now has most posts than the one it parodies and is therefore a success.

I had a kitten in a canoe blocking my driveway earlier.

 

[DroopStDanny]

Was the tar supposed to be acting as some sort of cowmooflage?

 

[dogs105]

I highly doubt that happened in real life.

Hey. It's my Row Cat story and I'm sticking to it!

 

[TheWoodenSlug]

Thread now has most posts than the one it parodies and is therefore a success.

I'm not sure what the opposite of irony is, but this isn't it. This is just irony.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Bit on the shonnet