Roast Tarryn Thomas - The AFL's answer to Ben Simmons

[The Prosecutor]

Coming in to the season, Thomas was predicted by many to make the jump into superstardom.

Fast forward to round 15 and he has been incredibly disappointing, culminating in being dropped for his poor training standards and losing the trust of his team mates. After getting back into the team after one mediocre VFL game, he has just 2 disposals to three-quarter time with incredibly poor body language and Goldstein less than impressed.

While his on field performance has been poor, Thomas (like Simmons) has no problem being a young socialite, regularly attending fashion shows and enjoying the perks of being an elite athlete.

Will he turn it around or is he destined to remain a disappointment?

 

[Quivorir]

It's disapointing to see to say the least. Have some pride in the jumper for * sake.

 

[The Prosecutor]

Finished with 3 disposals and 1 tackle from 78% TOG.

 

[Magma]

the shot of him on the bench in the last quarter would be galling. just wanted to be anywhere else. compare that to archer who, yeah, made mistakes, but was as desperate as anything to get the ball.

 

[Red Bull]

The vision was terrible.
Unacceptable in team sport …

 

[The Prosecutor]

He's already on social media within 10 minutes of the game ending and blasting fans.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Something not quite right obviously, kid has a mountain of talent

 

[Pistol Night]

Couldn't get a touch after a drink at Bill Cosbys

 

[Magma]

He's already on social media within 10 minutes of the game ending and blasting fans.

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thats insane

 

[11kgm]

Between Thomas, Stephenson and JHF something musn't be right behind the scenes

 

[Percel]

He's already on social media within 10 minutes of the game ending and blasting fans.

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How’s that comment at the end, what a massive utensil

 

[Themanbun]

He's already on social media within 10 minutes of the game ending and blasting fans.

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With that attitude and his form, he's probably halved it to 5x by his next contract.

 

[Percel]

Between Thomas, Stephenson and JHF something musn't be right behind the scenes

There is a lot of stench there

 

[Themanbun]

Between Thomas, Stephenson and JHF something musn't be right behind the scenes

Couple of others too. If it were just one or two players, sure. But there's too many now.

 

[RUNVS]

He's already on social media within 10 minutes of the game ending and blasting fans.

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Yeah that is not a good look. Also if he keeps performing like he has been I would not be counting on the next contract being what he imagines it will be.

 

[bzparkes]

With that attitude and his form, he's probably halved it to 5x by his next contract.

With that attitude, 10x zero will still end up being zero.

 

[bzparkes]

Yeah that is not a good look. Also if he keeps performing like he has been I would not be counting on the next contract being what he imagines it will be.

Depends, I heard some ammos players get paid ok.

 

[Zephyr Effekt]

Kid had all the attributes except the most important one it seems, very disappointing for the club and it's supporters.

 

[mattwa]

Him commenting like that is not a good look. Clearly doesnt give a crap

 

[GastevsBeard]

Quite incredible the collapse of standards since Scott left. If anything during Scott’s tenure they were a bloody honest side who gave everything on the field

 

[Donakebab]

He's already on social media within 10 minutes of the game ending and blasting fans.

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What a massive piece of s**t. Wouldn't shed a tear if his career ends in tatters and he's stuck flipping burgers.

 

[RUNVS]

Kid had all the attributes except the most important one it seems, very disappointing for the club and it's supporters.

No one will remember him but so did a kid named Ed Barlow around 15 years ago at the Swans. Had all the qualities he needed to be a great footballer but just lacked any killer instinct.

 

[11kgm]

Couple of others too. If it were just one or two players, sure. But there's too many now.

I think Noble is gonesky at the end of the year, they need a Ross Lyon type a hard ass to sort out this mess

 

[Zephyr Effekt]

What a massive piece of s**t. Wouldn't shed a tear if his career ends in tatters and he's stuck flipping burgers.

Wouldn't go that far. North isn't a good place to be at right now.

 

[bzparkes]

What a massive piece of s**t. Wouldn't shed a tear if his career ends in tatters and he's stuck flipping burgers.

Had a great chance to make a post to username quality post there and you fluffed it...