Thank you for your encouragement WW. You have not done so bad yourself with your 'we continue, aimlessly to watch the Taylor Adams glacier inch forward millimetre by millimetre toward some sort of recognisable conclusion', which aptly describes the manner in which the entire trade period has seemed to progress. Sheer boredom probably produces my more polished pieces. I was a huge Dylan Thomas fan in my formative years, but Jame Joyce 'Ulysses' seemed an impenetrable literary work at uni, mainly because I had not completed the pre-course reading of Greek myths and legends.
I have the greatest respect for Knightmare and would never seek to disrespect him in any way. He never gets flustered, impatient or angry, and seems to have infinite time available to write at great length about the fortunes of up and coming young footballers. For some reason, I imagine his physical appearance to be similar to that of Buckley in Knightmare's avatar. When I request information from him, I often feel like I am sitting at the feet of a very wise and knowledgeable figure, who is also a powerful athlete in his own right - a Tom Hafey or Percy Cerruty like creature with serious keyboard skills. Through treating each request with equal importance, Knightmare is also able to make his questioners feel respected. The fact that I know so little about him only increases the awe in which I hold him.