Toast Taylor Garner: Cult Hero

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Ok then lets see. Like Wood both seem to have plenty to offer and rarely deliver.

Both Garner and Wood can pretty much be summed up as "underwhelming".

Garner even in his best year (2017) averaged 16 possessions and under a goal a game, Wood was ok, at best, last year with around 13 possessions a game and 1.2 goals.

Wood does have a career 2.3 tackles a game, that sort of surprised me (on the high side)!
 
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You learn lots of stuff on here, like, Taylor’s mum has manly boobs and he was bottle fed as a baby..

Interesting that you mention this, as this little gem from the Garmer family photo album just happened to stray in to my in box.

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Very worried for a bit when I saw this thread up at the top, thought I was going to be reading how Taylor was out Saturday night down St.Kilda way, trying to chat up a long haired blonde or something
It is 2020. I don't think anything will surprise me.
 
He's become the second best Garner at the club, will need to lift to overtake Jassie.

Interesting they both have worked as plumbers.

They should start a firm: "Garner and Garner ... we'll sort your s**t out".
 
Do love both. Maybe with this layoff Tay will get his body right at last.

His body is fine, reckon it his head he needs to get right, whether he wants it enough.
 
Just watched the second quarter of the 2015 elim. Man what a quarter by TG. Great pack mark in the goal square, lovely perfectly weighted left foot pass to W80 for a goal and a superb piece of play keeping a loose ball in front of him until he was able to gather and shoot a handball to Boomer for a goal. No wonder we were excited!
 
Just watched the second quarter of the 2015 elim. Man what a quarter by TG. Great pack mark in the goal square, lovely perfectly weighted left foot pass to W80 for a goal and a superb piece of play keeping a loose ball in front of him until he was able to gather and shoot a handball to Boomer for a goal. No wonder we were excited!

Him and W80 kept us in it.
 
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He's become the second best Garner at the club, will need to lift to overtake Jassie.

Interesting they both have worked as plumbers.

They should start a firm: "Garner and Garner ... we'll sort your s**t out".

I know they're both on your Hall Pass list but it's not even a competition.

Jasmine's AFL NMFC equivalent would be Shaun Higgins - back to back B&F - not a sporadic x-factor type.
 
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