Taylor Walker - All Game Face, No Game

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Tex, so concerned about style over substance.

Look at how intense he is, that steely glare, the win at all costs look.

If frowns were goals he’d break Bob Pratt and Peter Hudson’s season goal kicking record.

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The real Tex though, well that’s a bit different.
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Captain of the year????

Seriously though Tex, why u no play like you scowl?

The last bloke to look this happy was Mark Neeld, and look how it turned out for him.
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C’mon Tex...give us a smile :)
 

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I thought he kicked a great goal off a dont argue. But didnt he get injured?
He did indeed kick two excellent goals and yes was injured, but you don't want to get in the way of the great shooting down of Tex Walker. Quite the villain is our Tex. Not quite sure why, but apparently he's worse than Josef Fritzl and Hitler combined.
 
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He did indeed kick two excellent goals and yes was injured, but you don't want to get in the way of the great shooting down of Tex Walker. Quite the villain is our Tex. Not quite sure why, but apparently he's worse than Josef Fritzl and Hitler combined.
Why is it every time Walker plays badly he's injured?
 

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He did indeed kick two excellent goals and yes was injured, but you don't want to get in the way of the great shooting down of Tex Walker. Quite the villain is our Tex. Not quite sure why, but apparently he's worse than Josef Fritzl and Hitler combined.

Players that had less touches than Taylah "Tex" Walker yesterday:







Yep.
 

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He's a key forward, very important position I would have thought. And Dixon is in your leadership group.

I'm sure there's a Charlie Dixon thread somewhere you can post about him in, this thread is for discussions about your shit truck captain and his underwhelming 6 touches on the weekend. It would have to be a bit disappointing, your captain failing to produce when needed - just like the grand final.
 

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I'm sure there's a Charlie Dixon thread somewhere you can post about him in, this thread is for discussions about your shit truck captain and his underwhelming 6 touches on the weekend. It would have to be a bit disappointing, your captain failing to produce when needed - just like the grand final.
It's a rebuttal and quite relevant to the thread, or is it only our players who are held to your standards?
 

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He did indeed kick two excellent goals and yes was injured, but you don't want to get in the way of the great shooting down of Tex Walker. Quite the villain is our Tex. Not quite sure why, but apparently he's worse than Josef Fritzl and Hitler combined.

I love threads like this where pure unadulterated jealousy is so clearly on display

I am assuming it’s THIS Tex they are ignoring !!!!

http://m.afc.com.au/video/2018-04-20/highlights-r5-tex-from-long-range
 

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