Tell Everyone About Yourself

[Westy Boy]

Our profiles don't say alot (like age etc.) and although we get little points about everyone in there posts, alot of these are missed and a lot of people are new, so I thought it would be interesting to get more of a perspective on who we are posting/chatting to.

I don't know if this topic has been done before, so sorry if it has.

So I might as well start with myself.

It all started when I was 5 at kinda, I was quite .... nah.... just kidding

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Age: 20
Sex: Yes please! (someone would have said it sooner or later

) ...Male
Married: No
Suburb/State: Altona, Vic
Occupation: Uni student at Deakin/ hopefully a financial planner in a couple of years

And a couple of usuless stats that I didn't know whether to include but thought it would be useful as to not get on the wrong side of any 6ft 7" 120kg blokes

Height: 5ft 10"- (178cm)
Weight: 92kg (it's all muscle I swear!!!

)

So there you have it..... a short, fat kid from the wrong side of Melbourne.

Feel free to add anything about yourself that you think everyone might find interesting.

 

[JUBJUB]

Originally posted by Westy Boy:

So there you have it..... a short, fat kid from the wrong side of Melbourne.

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Westy - I'm trying to picture you in my mind,but the only picture I keep coming up with is CARTMAN or George Contanza.




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"The good humour man can only be pushed so far ". -Bart Simpson

 

[sandie]

Westy Boy
Now you realise why no one else replied to this topi,c, to many people like JUB JUB are in here.

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Mantis

 

[Mags]

Come On JUBJUB what do u look like scumbag? So i know who to track down at the footy! SCUM SCUM SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bloodstained Angel]

What about the leader of the Bulldogs Cheer squad ....

Hey I can't talk

36 yo
100 kgs
6'3"
deathly white and pretty hairy too !

 

[Stealth bomber]

I am the angel of Death. The time of purification is at hand.

 

[JUBJUB]

Mags -it was a joke .Dont take life so serious.

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"The good humour man can only be pushed so far ". -Bart Simpson

 

[George Constanza]

It may have been a joke to you JubJub......but the truth hurts sooo bad

therefore....George Constanza it shall be!!!!!

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The short fat bald bloke formerly known as Westy Boy

 

[Mags]

U call the millane joke a joke? That hurt alot of us fans dickhead ok!

 

[JUBJUB]

Get a life Mags.

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"The good humour man can only be pushed so far ". -Bart Simpson

 

[AlfAndrews]

Maintain the rage, Mags.

We haven't forgotten, Jubster. We haven't forgotten.

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**floreat pica**

 

[Mags]

Me, Joffa And SS11 Ever Repeat Ever See U At The G Scum Ur ****ing Gone!
Count Spidey In That As Well!
I tell ya what am not very happy with u!

 

[JUBJUB]

ALF -I read yours,Joffa's and other Collingwood goons messages on Nicks board.
I've never laughed so much.

Gee,I'm really scared,but to find me won't you have to get day release ?

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"The good humour man can only be pushed so far ". -Bart Simpson

 

[JUBJUB]

Originally posted by Mags:
Me, Joffa And SS11 Ever Repeat Ever See U At The G Scum Ur ****ing Gone!
Count Spidey In That As Well!
I tell ya what am not very happy with u!

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**** -How will you know who I am at the G.
You Dropkick!!!!!!!!!!

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"The good humour man can only be pushed so far ". -Bart Simpson

 

[Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk]

oh i dont know what to say hang on i think i'll just start quoting everything yeah that will make me look smart!!!!!!!

sPiDeR eVeRiTt and RiCkY oLaReNsHaw
~kewlest players round!!!

 

[*miss_magpie*]

lol @ spidergirl.. you'd think they'd have other things to say instead of just quoting everyone all the time.. kinda sad really!

 

[AlfAndrews]

Gee, Westy Boy's original topic has certainly degenerated into a shit fight, so I think it's time we got back on track.

Hi, everyone.

My names Alf, I'm 45 years old, medium height, slightly fat, my hair used to be brown before it went grey. My eyes are blue and my teeth are disgusting.

I'm currently serving the latter stages of a 15 year sentence for smashing someone to death with a sledge hammer. I'm due for release on the day before the next Collingwood-Geelong match.

The guy I murdered was a stand-up comedian who kept on cracking Collingwood jokes. I've never regretted my crime because the bastard had it coming to him.

I'm not looking forward to life in the outside world because I've become institutionalised, so I'll be making sure that when I am released I commit a serious enough crime to get put away for the rest of my life.

I pass my time in jail posting comments on Bulletin Boards and playing music. I am a devout Anarchist.

I am a non-drinker, non-smoker, non-drug-user who attends Mass regularly. I despise capitalists, economists, financiers, conservative politicians and anyone who lives west of Swanston Street.

Nice to meet yez all.

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**floreat pica**

 

[magpie_joffa]

That would have to be one of your best Alf,
im larfin my arse off upside down and everywhere...ima still larfin..lol

 

[magpie_joffa]

Hey bub bub

ONE TWO WE ARE COMMING FOR YOU

THREE FOUR BETTER LOCK YOUR DOOR

FIVE SIX GRAB YOUR CRUCIFIX

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

keep smarting off dickhead!!!

 

[Westy Boy]

Thanks BSA and Alf- at least someone cares about my feelings

BSA- 6"3 and 100kg u say- well i say....I'm never disagreeing with anything you say ever again

And I see you have also come across our cheer squad leader. For some unknown reason everyone seems to remember him

. But, as you have previously said, footy needs more fat bastards

And Alf,
Your humour (well i'm hoping it was humour) can only be classed as something like....... "violently dry wit". But I love it all the same.

Just one thing Alf, I live west of swanston st...... oooooh now i understand what you're saying. Well Fine. I despised you first.

 

[Mags]

Im LMFAO here at that one Alf - lol
Nice Little Chant To Joffa

 

[Bloodstained Angel]

Cheers Westy Boy

He kinda stands out - a little

wouldn't you say ?

 

[Eagle_Fan]

Female uni-student, 20 today.

Eventually I'll be a....er.... let's just say a 'health professional'.

BTW/ Why do all the topics on here become about Collingwood? Most of us couldn't care less whether you Pie fans have taken offence at something. I never saw whatever the bad-taste joke was, but it was in the past, gone, you can't keep crucifying someone for it. Maybe you could go to your Collingwood board now if you want to talk about that kind of thing?

I come in Peace

 

[sandie]

Happy Birthday Eagle Fan, the big one next year.

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Mantis

 

[Eagle_Fan]

Thanks Sandie.