Mega Thread Tell It Like It Is

[Bosk]

Holland banning horse sex a few years back.

If i am having consentual sex (ie; not being verbally told no) than who the hell are the dutch cops to tell me to get off that damn horse.

Am i doing it right?

KardiniaPark dislikes this.

 

[Bosk]

Things that really piss me off in no particular order.


Lack of a Hawthorn-supporting moderator on Bay13.
Women drivers & 4WD owners. Tip: If you ever see a Asian Female driving a 4WD get the hell outta the way!!
Politicians pretending to be honest and our friends.
Young women discouraged from going topless except at the beach.
CEO & Executive salaries these days.
Supermarket duopoly and the resulting price gouging.
Popular music sucking donkey's balls, most radio stations are un-listenable.
Death of Australian manufacturing.
Getting older and the tiresome routine of having to pretend you're getting wiser.
Marketing and advertising plastered everywhere and on everything.
Nothing being built to last anymore because companies turn more profit selling you crap that breaks down.
The irreparable harm the Internet has done to my attention span.

 

[Yidaki]

I do like these two variations on the theme however

That's just as bad as putting my family stickers on; you're still looking for attention by doing it.

 

[lemur_]

Friday is a good day because I get to swing in my trees at the zoo and eat lots of fruit set out in a buffet style. I love Fridays.

 

[zackah]

That's just as bad as putting my family stickers on; you're still looking for attention by doing it.

 

[Les Norton]

****ing emoticons, I ****ing hate them and so many of you use them. Why?

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

******* emoticons, I ******* hate them and so many of you use them. Why?

 

[Les Norton]

If you stare at that long enough, you can see Chappy in an Essendon jumper.

 

[Mofra]

If you stare at that long enough, you can see Chappy in an Essendon jumper.

I just see a woman in the corner, crying, holding her eye.

 

[oogac]

Having a quiet drink in a bar at Pattaya, a thai girl comes up and says 'cheers' .... to which you reply, "cheers, big ears". Then all hell breaks loose.... "you think I have big ears? ". She goes and tells some Russian, twice the size of Dolph Lundgren. who comes over to me ... "Why you think she have big ears?"... 10 minutes later trying to defuse the situation. I finally get it through there minds, its just an expression, not to be taken seriously. Cost me a drink ... then I said to the Russian. "Cheers Big Ears". **** these guys need to get a sense of humour.

 

[Les Norton]

Having a quiet drink in a bar at Pattaya, a thai girl comes up and says 'cheers' .... to which you reply, "cheers, big ears". Then all hell breaks loose.... "you think I have big ears? ". She goes and tells some Russian, twice the size of Dolph Lundgren. who comes over to me ... "Why you think she have big ears?"... 10 minutes later trying to defuse the situation. I finally get it through there minds, its just an expression, not to be taken seriously. Cost me a drink ... then I said to the Russian. "Cheers Big Ears". **** these guys need to get a sense of humour.

Wasn't Nikolai Volkov that old wrestler was it. What a team they made, him and the Iron Sheik

 

[ChappyUK]

****ing Daylight Savings!

What is it about moving the clock back or forwards one ****ing hour that turns bright people into ****ing morans.

Seriously you're 40yo. I don't need to be having this ****ing argument with you again.

You've had enough ****ing practice work it the **** out!! (just for Les )

 

[Clawfinger]

women in high heels
women with massive sunglasses
women with arrogance
women with act like men
women who look like men
women with manly haircuts
women with full-time jobs

There's a good reason for women in high heels, trust me
Women with full-time jobs? Sure, why not, as long as they don't carry on about it

 

[Brucie Buffer]

People that walk in front of you whilst texting on their phone.

People that sit in the right hand lane when not overtaking, I actually scene a cop doing under the speed limit in the right hand lane, what ****ing hope do we have when these campaigners can't get it right?

Trying to get a bet on Melbourne Cup day with these $1 each way, one bet a year pains in the arse clogging up the TAB.

 

[Dory_77]

Trying to get a bet on Melbourne Cup day with these $1 each way, one bet a year pains in the arse clogging up the TAB.

Worked at a TAB last year for Spring Carnival. The once a year punters weren't too bad because they wouldn't know if I put the bet on right so could just do it quick to try and get them out of there. Worst part is every single one of them says dumb shit like 'Is this horse gonna win?' 'Do you think it's my lucky day?' 'See you after the race to collect my fortune!/I'll be back later for all my winnings!' 'How do I do a bet?' 'What's an each way? Trifecta? Quinella? Stand-out?' and so on. Every. Single. One.

 

[Yidaki]

If you stare at that long enough, you can see Chappy in an Essendon jumper.

Funny that...I saw Jobe Watson self-injecting.

 

[Axl the great]

Having a quiet drink in a bar at Pattaya, a thai girl comes up and says 'cheers' .... to which you reply, "cheers, big ears". Then all hell breaks loose.... "you think I have big ears? ". She goes and tells some Russian, twice the size of Dolph Lundgren. who comes over to me ... "Why you think she have big ears?"... 10 minutes later trying to defuse the situation. I finally get it through there minds, its just an expression, not to be taken seriously. Cost me a drink ... then I said to the Russian. "Cheers Big Ears". **** these guys need to get a sense of humour.

Go into the Go Go bar, order a drink in the dark without realising the first drink is 900 baht, then refuse to pay, that is always a fun situation to be in.

 

[Axl the great]

AMERICA!

This ****ing country is no better than the despot regimes that it is so eager to "liberate" Obama is a fraud and a criminal and a mass murderer.
His country is in the shit because it is run by foreign bankers, it's healthcare system housing sector and education systems are ****ed and the dumbing down of his people as a whole is not coincidence, it is an orchestrated strategy.
They treat their citizen's like dogs and worse than most middle eastern regimes, the only difference is the transparency and methods used to control the masses.

Land of the free and home of the brave my balls, i hope the whole friggin place blows itself up or finally gets swallowed into the massive shit hole that it has become.

 

[maryjames]

People who decide at the last minute that they don't want to be in the straight ahead lane, so they turn on their indicator and sort of try to squeeze into the right hand turning lane, holding up the traffic going straight ahead, just so they don't have to be inconvenienced at all for forgetting to enter the right turn lane in the first place.

I should be issued a goverment meat cleaver and given the right to execute such people.

Don't pretend you can drive.

 

[Plugger35]

AMERICA!

This ******* country is no better than the despot regimes that it is so eager to "liberate" Obama is a fraud and a criminal and a mass murderer.
His country is in the shit because it is run by foreign bankers, it's healthcare system housing sector and education systems are ****** and the dumbing down of his people as a whole is not coincidence, it is an orchestrated strategy.
They treat their citizen's like dogs and worse than most middle eastern regimes, the only difference is the transparency and methods used to control the masses.

Land of the free and home of the brave my balls, i hope the whole friggin place blows itself up or finally gets swallowed into the massive shit hole that it has become.

America is a great country, just a pity it's full of Americans.

 

[maryjames]

Fat bitches who are always louder then everyone else. Just shut the fk up.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

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[oogac]

******* emoticons, I ******* hate them and so many of you use them. Why?

 

[DrEvil]

AMERICA!

This ******* country is no better than the despot regimes that it is so eager to "liberate" Obama is a fraud and a criminal and a mass murderer.
His country is in the shit because it is run by foreign bankers, it's healthcare system housing sector and education systems are ****** and the dumbing down of his people as a whole is not coincidence, it is an orchestrated strategy.
They treat their citizen's like dogs and worse than most middle eastern regimes, the only difference is the transparency and methods used to control the masses.

Land of the free and home of the brave my balls, i hope the whole friggin place blows itself up or finally gets swallowed into the massive shit hole that it has become.

Land of the slaves and home of the homeless really.

 

[Les Norton]

Last night on world movies, there was a movie called Human Centipede II.
Watched for 10 minutes in sheer amazement of who gross it was.
**** me, if you've seen it all, get to a doctor quick, if you haven't dont. You could google it and read about it, that may make you sick as it is.