Mega Thread Tell It Like It Is

[KardiniaPark]

TRUCKS ARE THE BACKBONE OF THIS COUNTRY YOU JERKS

 

[Wosh]

Sorry for the 12 month reply

Yeah I love horror movies, but they have to be done right. Like Saw, that's ******* amazing. I will look into those you mentioned, might watch one after the races tonight

Salo and Cannibal Holocaust aren't really 'horror' movies, they are filmed purely to shock and disgust, not to entertain. We are all pretty much desensitised to to debauchery and murder, rape etc these days, but in their day these 2 movies really pushed the limits..if I remember correctly one of the actors in Salo actually murdered the director (I think) because of the mental torture and rigours of making that movie. Cannibal Holocaust was considered so real (the animal abuse and killings are real but the rapes and murders aren't) it was considered so real that the director was arrested for making snuff movies, of course the actors later showed up and proved they were alive.
Not everyones cup of tea but I reckon it would be right up your alley KP. And if you really wanna get your little hanging brains off try Serbian Movie..you have to be a special kind of person to sit through it..invite your fav Bay pervert over, undo your pants, break out the popcorn and enjoy

 

[captain blood 17]

And those gooses who drive 20ks under the limit on single lane long drives, the minute an overtaking lane appears, they're Nigel Mansell. campaigners

My missus gets stuck into me everytime I have to overtake one of these campaigners. You sit there, stuck on 80kms not able to overtake. As soon as you get into the overtaking lane, you're breaking even on 130km's next to them. Why do they do that? Sometimes when it doesn't affect other cars behind me and i'm next to them doing said 130kms I sit right next to them and box the campaigners in so they have to slow down to get back on the road. Why? Because they deserve it.

 

[captain blood 17]

TRUCKS ARE THE BACKBONE OF THIS COUNTRY YOU JERKS

WHY DO THEY DRIVE LIKE A campaigner BONE THEN? campaignerBONE SYMPATHISER.

 

[KardiniaPark]

Salo and Cannibal Holocaust aren't really 'horror' movies, they are filmed purely to shock and disgust, not to entertain. We are all pretty much desensitised to to debauchery and murder, rape etc these days, but in their day these 2 movies really pushed the limits..if I remember correctly one of the actors in Salo actually murdered the director (I think) because of the mental torture and rigours of making that movie. Cannibal Holocaust was considered so real (the animal abuse and killings are real but the rapes and murders aren't) it was considered so real that the director was arrested for making snuff movies, of course the actors later showed up and proved they were alive.
Not everyones cup of tea but I reckon it would be right up your alley KP. And if you really wanna get your little hanging brains off try Serbian Movie..you have to be a special kind of person to sit through it..invite your fav Bay pervert over, undo your pants, break out the popcorn and enjoy

OK I might just give those a miss...I tear up when I see a dog kicked ffs

 

[LC_15]

Old people who drive at 50kmh in the right hand lane of the 80 zone then start to speed up when you pull into the left. Crack as if you've just run over their grandchildren because you had the audacity to pass them.

 

[Spirit Level]

Just adding to that, if you're not going to travel at or close to the speed limit, STAY THE **** OUT OF THE RIGHT LANE YOU **** SMOKING CAMPAIGNER.

 

[ChappyUK]

Gee road rage much. How much farking time do you all.spend in in cars??

 

[captain blood 17]

Gee road rage much. How much farking time do you all.spend in in cars??

Well i'm a trade rep so i spend a fair chunk on the road every week. I get my fill of knuckle heads daily. Just as well i have those Motley Crue, Ratt, Warrant, Poison and Guns n Roses to sooth my nerves while i drive.


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[Les Norton]

Well i'm a trade rep so i spend a fair chunk on the road every week. I get my fill of knuckle heads daily. Just as well i have those Motley Crue, Ratt, Warrant, Poison and Guns n Roses to sooth my nerves while i drive.


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Poison. Every Rose has its Thorn.
Super stuff............... I think

 

[Lethality]

I am against murder, but if you are going to murder someone anyway, I think taking out Paul Mercurio from the InsuranceLine ads would be the way to go.

 

[Freofalcon]

campaigners who don't replace the finished bog roll in the dunnies. FFS, you finished it, how hard is it to put a fresh one on?

The last thing I want to do in the morning when my mind and body are screaming " GOTTA POO, GOTTA POO, GOTTA POO NOW!!!!! " is unwrap the paper, take the old roll off, put it in the bin and reload.

And when they do replace it, the paper rolls off the bottom so every time I go to grap a piece, I dislocate my fingers jamming them into the wall.

Paper rolls off the top !!!!

 

[Les Norton]

I am against murder, but if you are going to murder someone anyway, I think taking out Paul Mercurio from the InsuranceLine ads would be the way to go.

What about the suave campaigner on the Youi ads. "We get you". Warning to fellow Bay posters. I know a lot about insurance policies in the market and never, I repeat never buy a policy from them. It's very cheap for a reason.

Please note, this is not a paid advertisement from any other insurer, just a dude doing a solid.

 

[captain blood 17]

Another thing. When you get in your car, put your seatbelt on once your seated. Don't be a campaigner and pull out, **** around with your phone, check your music, then put your seatbelt on. DO ALL THAT STUFF BEFORE YOU PULL OUT.


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[chefmeister]

People that stand in doorways!!! **** U!!!

 

[Lethality]

What about the suave campaigner on the Youi ads. "We get you".

He's annoying, but he's not preying on people's fears and insecurities in the same way. Also killing a funeral insurance provider spokesman would be ironic.

 

[Lethality]

Horse racing isn't a sport, it's betting fodder.

 

[Les Norton]

He's annoying, but he's not preying on people's fears and insecurities in the same way. Also killing a funeral insurance provider spokesman would be ironic.

Ha, deliciously ironic HP.

 

[captain blood 17]

People that stand in doorways!!! **** U!!!

To the people who leave stuff in doorways, one day i will find you. And when i do, i'm going to kill you.


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[Tank Girl]

I hate car drivers that thing they own the road and beep at me when I am trying to ride my bicycle down the road!

 

[zackah]

Came home to a campaigner that had parked right across my ****ing driveway

I melted good & proper

 

[Ashton Agar]

Carlton are shit.

 

[Max Force]

TRUCKS ARE THE BACKBONE OF THIS COUNTRY YOU JERKS

Fred & country needs more trains. Steering wheel attendants giving this country scoliosis.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

People that stand in doorways!!! **** U!!!

People who congregate in the middle of shopping centre walkways for a chat. Get the **** out of my way.

 

[ChappyUK]

People who congregate in the middle of shopping centre walkways for a chat. Get the **** out of my way.

And groups that walk out of a restaurant after their meal and take up the whole footpath whilst they wait for stragglers, say their goodbyes and organise how they are getting home.

You can all get ****ed