Ten Most Wanted List

[Tigerturbulance]

Ten Most Wanted
SFA Most Wanted List is a list of campaigners and self proclaimed SFA legends who are believed to be at large and are identified as the agency's highest priority for capture and put down.
Pictures of each qugitive campaigner will be released over the next week.

WANTED at #10

ABOUT THEIR CRIME: STALKING
The above offender has been stalking SFA members and often targets vulnerable rookies trying to entice them into their vehicle with promises they will get an EKA.

ABOUT THE OFFENDER:

• Non specific gender
  
• Know to have frequented and lurk around sewers
• Last seen in green rubber outfit writing a Beez acceptance speech
• Known to become very irate if challenged or homophobic statements made

If you recognise who they are do not approach, contact or attempt to banter with them. If you sight or are aware of the whereabouts of a wanted qugative on any thread you should post their SFA identity in this secure QBI data base so capture can be initiated. There are rewards for successful identification and subsequent capture.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

A good PSA

Rookies should never get in a van driven by a Gumby, wait for the Furies one flogs

 

[U2tigers]

Where is Tigerturbulance 's Crispy nomination?

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Where is Tigerturbulance 's Crispy nomination?

hey this is serious crime stoppers stuff, no crispy crap here

 

[Dav]

A good PSA

Rookies should never get in a van driven by a Gumby, wait for the Furies one flogs

I copped just as much alias s**t from Sterge as I did from BRAB.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I copped just as much alias s**t from Sterge as I did from BRAB.

your going to enjoy #9 most wanted

 

[FinBar19]

A good PSA

Rookies should never get in a van driven by a Gumby, wait for the Furies one flogs

 

[Ned_Flanders]

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Im banned from the Furies bus after the yoghurt incident on S25

 

[FinBar19]

Im banned from the Furies bus after the yoghurt incident on S25

Which part of the yog hurt?

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Which part of the yog hurt?

the damage it did to the portaloo at the back of the bus mainly

 

[FinBar19]

the damage it did to the portaloo at the back of the bus mainly

On the bright side, at least you got there in time...

...I really want to assume

 

[Ned_Flanders]

On the bright side, at least you got there in time...

...I really want to assume

big assumption, there is a reason im banned from the bus

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Which part of the yog hurt?

philreich, thoughts on this joke?

 

[philreich]

philreich, thoughts on this joke?

I hope the quality of his qooty is comparable on Sunday........

 

[FinBar19]

I hope the quality of his qooty is comparable on Sunday........

What can I say, you win some you lose some

 

[TJASTA]

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#fakenews
our van has "Grape Van" on it.

 

[This Is Anfield]

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How cool is our van!!!

 

[Tigerturbulance]

WANTED at #9

ABOUT THEIR CRIME: FALSE IDENTITY
assuming a false identity (alt account) with the intent to defraud; (2) pretending to be a rookie so as to unlawfully gain an EKA.

ABOUT THE OFFENDER:

• Accused of copyright breach of other SFA threads
• Know to run gambling dens
• Has been seen around the top end (NT) stealing little girls bikes
• Can be very charming and innocent until challenged
• Has previously impersonated a Royal, a radio host and a book maker
• Uses the following aliases: neal09, Cadaver, Kdavva74 & JDC

If you recognise who they are do not approach, contact or attempt to banter with them. If you sight or are aware of the whereabouts of a wanted qugative on any thread you should post their SFA identity in this secure QBI data base so capture can be initiated. There are rewards for successful identification and subsequent capture.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

WANTED at #9
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ABOUT THEIR CRIME: FALSE IDENTITY
assuming a false identity (alt account) with the intent to defraud; (2) pretending to be a rookie so as to unlawfully gain an EKA.

ABOUT THE OFFENDER:

• Accused of copyright breach of other SFA threads
• Know to run gambling dens
• Has been seen around the top end (NT) stealing little girls bikes
• Can be very charming and innocent until challenged
• Has previously impersonated a Royal, a radio host and a book maker
• Uses the following aliases: neal09, Cadaver, Kdavva74 & JDC

If you recognise who they are do not approach, contact or attempt to banter with them. If you sight or are aware of the whereabouts of a wanted qugative on any thread you should post their SFA identity in this secure QBI data base so capture can be initiated. There are rewards for successful identification and subsequent capture.

Flog, even I don’t steal girl bikes

 

[Dav]

WANTED at #9
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ABOUT THEIR CRIME: FALSE IDENTITY
assuming a false identity (alt account) with the intent to defraud; (2) pretending to be a rookie so as to unlawfully gain an EKA.

ABOUT THE OFFENDER:

• Accused of copyright breach of other SFA threads
• Know to run gambling dens
• Has been seen around the top end (NT) stealing little girls bikes
• Can be very charming and innocent until challenged
• Has previously impersonated a Royal, a radio host and a book maker
• Uses the following aliases: neal09, Cadaver, Kdavva74 & JDC

If you recognise who they are do not approach, contact or attempt to banter with them. If you sight or are aware of the whereabouts of a wanted qugative on any thread you should post their SFA identity in this secure QBI data base so capture can be initiated. There are rewards for successful identification and subsequent capture.

Where's my lawyer?

Oh, *.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

I think people owe me an apology as I have not been named in this PSA

 

[Yakker]

Are there any reward for turning these lot in?

 

[TJASTA]

Are there any reward for turning these lot in?

You get punch in the head.

 

[Yakker]

You get punch in the head.

well there's a ******* incentive if I ever heard one. Is that how you got such a flathead?

 

[TJASTA]

well there's a ******* incentive if I ever heard one. Is that how you got such a flathead?

Nah, I blame smelling goon.