Tennis is not a sport

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Come on all of you!! Tennis isn't even a real sport. It takes no skill whatsoever and even out of shape and little 3 year olds can play and probably beat the "professional" tennis players there are today. So, why don't you all take up a real sport, and if you do say tennis is a real sport why don't you just get a life!!!!!!
Have fun!!

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Actually I honestly think the poor lass, coming from a location starved off aussie rules saturation, thinks the forum is a tennis board.

Good we get Jimmy Swaggart to slip in a quick mention for you, dear ... or ... who's that new guy?

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laura, what the hell are you on about???

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Laura vs Hingis.

Laura would lose every game to love. 6-0 6-0

Well actually it would probably go 6-0 3-0
Laura retires tired.
Then we will see if she calls it a sport.

 

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Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. *yawn*

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Tennis is a sport, the same cannot be said about Gridiron. Thats five hours of commercials with a couple of minutes of chicks with shoulder pads "throwing" a ball.
 

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Devo,

It would seem to me that Aussie Rules has more commercials than gridiron. They virtually put a commercial on after every goal is kicked.

In gridiron, they at least show replays of how the touchdown occured, right after it happened.
 
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Originally posted by laura_m18:
I would in a second!!! I could take you too. It's not hard at all.


I'LL SERVE UP A 200KPH BALL OF CUM FOR YOU AND OVERHEAD SMASH YOU WITH MY SCROTUM.

DOES THE WORD "TEABAG" MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?
 
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