Society & Culture Terrible baby names

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Was about to say that while Brooklyn isn't exactly a great name that there's nothing new about it, but then I realised that what I thought was a second "o" was actually a "c".

That is definitely a wtf name
Wannabe glam of the beckhams mixed with a love of Holden Racing
 

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She has set her child up for a life of being mocked. Every time her name is read out at school. Every time she puts her name on a job application. Every time someone checks her ID. I guarantee she changes her name by age 24.

**** selfish parents like this.
 
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My favourite bit :tearsofjoy:

No this is not his full name. "Squire Sebastian Senator" is only his first name. This is how it will be. He will not be allowed to have a nickname, he is to be called by his full and complete name!
She's so crazy that she doesn't even understand that someone can't have 3 "first" names :huh:
 
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