Society & Culture Terrible baby names

Andrew Birch

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She's so crazy that she doesn't even understand that someone can't have 3 "first" names :huh:
His mates will call him TripleS or Trips

It's a bit like Hunter Hurst Helmsley. When the character first appeared on WWE, the TV commentators would call him by his full name. It wasn't long before he was TripleH
 

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It's a bit like Hunter Hurst Helmsley. When the character first appeared on WWE, the TV commentators would call him by his full name. It wasn't long before he was TripleH
To be fair that was because of a character/gimmick change, not commentator laziness.
 

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Could be a good story arc for a Dexter type show
  • Serial Killer knocking people with no obvious connection
  • Police baffled
  • Turns out victims were all parents who gave their children stupid ******* names
  • Killer is a public servant from Office of Births, Deaths and Marriages who has gone postal
 

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She has set her child up for a life of being mocked. Every time her name is read out at school. Every time she puts her name on a job application. Every time someone checks her ID. I guarantee she changes her name by age 24.

**** selfish parents like this.
"You don't even know the alphabet"
"Sure I do, she's in my class" and it only gets worse after grade 1.
 

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Could be a good story arc for a Dexter type show
  • Serial Killer knocking people with no obvious connection
  • Police baffled
  • Turns out victims were all parents who gave their children stupid ******* names
  • Killer is a public servant from Office of Births, Deaths and Marriages who has gone postal
I'd watch that
 

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I'm currently heavily pregnant with my first so really need to look into baby names have thought about Emma my mum's name or Criag my dad's name. But I have thought about Dominic for obvious reasons!!! x
All great names, I especially like Dominic.

Nice that you are thinking about using your parents name too :)
 
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My favourite bit :tearsofjoy:

No this is not his full name. "Squire Sebastian Senator" is only his first name. This is how it will be. He will not be allowed to have a nickname, he is to be called by his full and complete name!
No one ever has a say in their nickname and whether it sticks or not.
 

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If anybody caught the Herald Sun sport section the other day, they, like me, may have experienced the displeasure of discovering that Ty Zanuck named his two sons Jagger and Zepplin.
 

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I'm currently heavily pregnant with my first so really need to look into baby names have thought about Emma my mum's name or Criag my dad's name. But I have thought about Dominic for obvious reasons!!! x
Congratulations and all the best :)
Love the names you are considering and the reasons too
 
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