Society & Culture Terrible baby names

[troybe]

I think her first child is named Baby

Yep morons of the highest order


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[phantom13]

Kid interviewed at half time tonight, a boy called Jaguar.

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Was it pronounced Jag- Ewe - Arrr or Ja - gwah?

Both are pretty bad but one is definitely worse.

 

[mr bagcroft]

Was it pronounced Jag- Ewe - Arrr or Ja - gwah?

Both are pretty bad but one is definitely worse.

Either should be punishable public flogging.

 

[Rankine2Rachele]

Sha'Carri - one of the competitors in the US Track and Field trials. I can't even.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Sha'Carri - one of the competitors in the US Track and Field trials. I can't even.

Surely the parents meant Shikari.

 

[Spongebob]

Usain Bolt’s children

Olympia Lightning Bolt
St Leo Bolt
Thunder Bolt.

Usain’s middle name is St Leo

 

[Catfish Alley]

Read an article on Wayne Rooney earlier. His boys names are Kai, Klay, Kit and Cass. If you're going down that path why not go with Kass??

 

[Quivorir]

Listening to a former CIA agent named Mike Baker on a podcast at the moment. His kids names are Scooter, Sluggo & Muggsy...

 

[Mofra]

Usain Bolt’s children

Olympia Lightning Bolt
St Leo Bolt
Thunder Bolt.

Usain’s middle name is St Leo

Their cousin Dyna is jealous

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Hunter - what a s**t name that is. If you called your kid that give yourself an uppercut.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

I have no beef with that name

 

[mr bagcroft]

whats the Kardashains names?
North South East & West or some s**t?
Throw them in asw well.

 

[PT Bar None]

Hunter - what a sh*t name that is. If you called your kid that give yourself an uppercut.

Big WWE fans?

 

[PT Bar None]

i heard from my brother once that his friend named their baby "qwerty" because the mother was a computer specialist. i cringed so hard hearing that story.

Pfft. A real computer specialist would name their kid "Dvorak"!

qwerty, I mean really. Wannabe computer specialist...

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Nick Cannon's children:
Monroe (twin)
Morrocan Scott (twin)
Golden Sagon
Powerful Queen
Zion Mixolydian (twin)
Zillion Heir (twin)
Zen S

 

[Gough]

Moroccan Scott sounds like a hash dealer.

 

[Mofra]

i heard from my brother once that his friend named their baby "qwerty" because the mother was a computer specialist. i cringed so hard hearing that story.

It takes a certain type

 

[PT Bar None]

Moroccan Scott sounds like a hash dealer.

And Zion Mixolydian sounds like off-brand antidepressants

 

[GreyCrow]

Zillion Heir pfft

Give me a Billyon Heir any day

 

[Gough]

And Zion Mixolydian sounds like off-brand antidepressants

GMHBA Stadium makes it sound like Kardinia Park is being sponsored by a new party drug.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

I'm surprised Zion Mixolydian's twin sibling isn't called Zachareus Locrian, Zidian Ionian or Zephyr Phrygian.

 

[Mofra]

Zillion Heir pfft

Give me a Billyon Heir any day

Or Warney's kid - Advanced Heir (yeah yeah)

 

[Gough]

New Zealand mom names her kids Metallica, Pantera, and Slayer

A woman in New Zealand has named her three kids Metallica, Pantera, and Slayer, even giving Metallica the middle name, "And Justice For All."

www.avclub.com

 

[RedmanWasHere]

New Zealand mom names her kids Metallica, Pantera, and Slayer

A woman in New Zealand has named her three kids Metallica, Pantera, and Slayer, even giving Metallica the middle name, "And Justice For All."

www.avclub.com

I hope their next child is called Megadeth.

 

[GreyCrow]

Anthrax is a good one