Society & Culture Terrible baby names

Cruyff14

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Iain?

Know a few blokes of Scottish decent who have that name. I give them shit about it being inefficient and for all the bandwidth they've wasted in their lives, when the same name could be spelt with one less vowel.
Lol got it in one.

Grandparents were Scottish so parents spelt it that way.
 

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Lara Bingle and Sam Worthington naming their kid Rocket Zot. Come on now that is beyond the pale. These two should have their citizenships revoked.
Let's be honest, they're both dumb as dogshit and largely talentless, and this is just a further reflection of that.
 

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That's awful and my condolences to your friend. Think there was a chick on The Voice or whatever called Rachael Leahcar (a stage name, thank Christ, but why would you do it to yourself?)
 

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Richard Face wins this thread

My mate's surname is Wang, he had to think long and hard (huehuehue) about what to name his two kids without scarring them for life
 

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Rocket Zot Worthington.

Well done Lara & Sam. Excellent troll.

Wait it's not April Fools....
I love how they've tried to defend Zot, but offer no defence for Rocket, I understand where they were going with the Zot part but surely you use the dad's actual name and not the nickname, but at least that is a middle name and can be excused, but Rocket wtf?
 
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