Society & Culture Terrible baby names

[phantom13]

Not terrible but amazing coincidences. I worked at an rsl as a younger man, two old vets who came most days were Victor Bitter and James (Jim) Beems.

From memory both were in the Korean War, neither had met until sometime in the late 90s at the rsl.

 

[troybe]

Not terrible but amazing coincidences. I worked at an rsl as a younger man, two old vets who came most days were Victor Bitter and James (Jim) Beems.

From memory both were in the Korean War, neither had met until sometime in the late 90s at the rsl.

Same with horse trainer Vic Rail, surely his parents were taking the piss or maybe his dad worked on Harris-Tait's

 

[Spongebob]

Same with horse trainer Vic Rail, surely his parents were taking the piss or maybe his dad worked on Harris-Tait's

Will Power the race car driver.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Same with horse trainer Vic Rail, surely his parents were taking the piss or maybe his dad worked on Harris-Tait's

Harris Tait would, itself, be a legitimate name.

 

[Gough]

Harris Tait would, itself, be a legitimate name.

Sam Mitchell named his future Hawthorn premiership captain son Smith.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Sam Mitchell named his future Hawthorn premiership captain son Smith.

No pressure Smith.

 

[troybe]

Hilary Duff calling her baby girl Banks. That's one terrible name, the other terrible thing was making the placenta into a smoothie and calling it 'most delightful'

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Banks is surely a nickname.

Hilary Duff's daughter is actually Bianca.

 

[troybe]

Banks is surely a nickname.

Hilary Duff's daughter is actually Bianca.

Nope, Banks Violet Bair is the kid's name

 

[Present Not Past]

Avocado Pear.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Nope, Banks Violet Bair is the kid's name

Unacceptable but not ugly.

 

[drd23]

Avocado Pear.

Are you saying this is the name of an actual human baby? Or just laughing at people that use this outdated name for the fruit?

 

[Shell]

Not a terrible baby name, but an unfortunate surname- there's a kid called Milat at my school.


Good kid tho, not a psycho.

 

[DidakDelight]

Brocklyn was a first I heard today.(boy)

 

[drd23]

Brocklyn was a first I heard today.(boy)

Was about to say that while Brooklyn isn't exactly a great name that there's nothing new about it, but then I realised that what I thought was a second "o" was actually a "c".

That is definitely a wtf name

 

[RedmanWasHere]

If he lives near Colac, he'd be Brocklyn from Chocolyn.

 

[DidakDelight]

Was about to say that while Brooklyn isn't exactly a great name that there's nothing new about it, but then I realised that what I thought was a second "o" was actually a "c".

That is definitely a wtf name

Wannabe glam of the beckhams mixed with a love of Holden Racing

 

[Andrew Birch]

Abcde (pronounced Ab-city)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...agent-mocked-epileptic-girl-called-Abcde.html

 

[Spongebob]

Abcde (pronounced Ab-city)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...agent-mocked-epileptic-girl-called-Abcde.html

I pronounce it Ab-surdity.

Also, I reckon they weren’t laughing at the child, but the parent who gave her that ridiculous name.

 

[Andrew Birch]

I pronounce it Ab-surdity.

Also, I reckon they weren’t laughing at the child, but the parent who gave her that ridiculous name.

For sure. The airlines staff probably have some sort of office game going for most absurd name and they just found their "winner".

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Finally I get to see the name Abcde in the wild.

I'll always pronounce it "Abscess."

 

[Jobe Watson]

She has set her child up for a life of being mocked. Every time her name is read out at school. Every time she puts her name on a job application. Every time someone checks her ID. I guarantee she changes her name by age 24.

**** selfish parents like this.

 

[Simon_Nesbit]

Good luck with any job interview....

 

[JackOutback]

Parent deserves to be mocked.

 

[DidakDelight]

If they are half attractive they might become social media / YouTube celebs, develop thick skin and become rich and famous.