That one guy

[ferball]

Not an ongoing thing, but Ben Ronke, a player picked at No. 17 in the 2017 rookie draft, kicked seven(!) goals and laid ten tackles against us in his third game. Such a performance is now a verb on the Hawthorn Board.

Ronke (verb):
"to deliver a performance significantly above expectations and perceived abilities"
With five goals to half time, he really ronked us!

He won the Kerridge when we played the Swans that year as well.

 

[Muddiemoose]

Feel like Mathieson only played a few decent games in his career and all of them against Richmond

 

[Morro]

Dusty the last few years.

rent free

 

[Mr Meow]

rent free

You don't like me.

We need to have a break.

 

[Morro]

You don't like me.

We need to have a break.

Nah, I love your all things RFC obsession

 

[Cleansweep17]

Nah, I love your all things RFC obsession

Leave the poor guy alone their clubs best players are just H&A Kings that beat up on crappy teams. Couldn’t think of anything worse

 

[MisterMarcus]

Harrison "Donuts" Petty turned into prime King Carey against us this season....

 

[Matele]

Lachie Schultz

 

[tiger_tough]

Colin Sylvia

Colin Sylvia

Age

40

Ht

186cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.9

4star

K

10.1

4star

HB

6.8

4star

M

4.5

4star

T

3.4

5star

G

0.8

4star

No current season stats available

D

6.6

2star

K

4.8

2star

HB

1.8

2star

M

2.6

3star

T

1.0

3star

G

0.2

3star

always used to dominate against us.

 

[HairyO]

Who is that one guy from an opposition team that seems to be a spud for most of the season but always seems to smash your team. Even if it’s just the vibe.

Richmond candidates for me are:

J Finlayson
M King
Naughton

How do I come up with a thread where I mock forwards from other teams who are more successful than forwards at my team.

How oh how oh how...

 

[marcus1232]

Any fringe HBF that plays us
Get ready for your 30 and 12 marks

 

[Cleansweep17]

How do I come up with a thread where I mock forwards from other teams who are more successful than forwards at my team.

How oh how oh how...

Lynch is better than all of them.

We just happen to get wrecked by KPFs due to poor defending.

Ngl it’s sort of weird you thought about it that way. Nobody else did.

 

[Mr Meow]

Nah, I love your all things RFC obsession

I respect your work also!

 

[Pistol Night]

Lynch is better than all of them.

We just happen to get wrecked by KPFs due to poor defending.

Ngl it’s sort of weird you thought about it that way. Nobody else did.

Probably because every thread you get involved in turns into a Richmond/Dusty ball tickle at some point

 

[Cleansweep17]

Probably because every thread you get involved in turns into a Richmond/Dusty ball tickle at some point

So I’m in your head rent free. Got it.

 

[Deadly Darcy]

Rory Lobb.

Kicked 4 against us so we went and bought him

 

[TRP1996]

Crows have a 'Callum Chambers

Callum Chambers

Age

46

Ht

184cm

Wt

78kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.5

3star

K

7.4

3star

HB

4.1

3star

M

3.2

3star

T

1.0

3star

No current season stats available

D

10.6

3star

K

6.4

3star

HB

4.2

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

0.8

3star

Club'.

 

[HairyO]

Lynch is better than all of them.

We just happen to get wrecked by KPFs due to poor defending.

Ngl it’s sort of weird you thought about it that way. Nobody else did.

You support Richmond. Most people thought it.

 

[AflNerd22]

Anybody from the crows

 

[Saints4ever]

Callum Sinclair
James Harmes

22

James Harmes

Age

30

Ht

186cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.4

5star

K

9.4

4star

HB

10.0

5star

M

3.1

3star

T

4.1

5star

CL

2.4

4star

D

16.3

4star

K

7.4

3star

HB

8.9

4star

M

2.9

3star

T

1.6

3star

CL

1.9

4star

D

10.6

3star

K

5.2

2star

HB

5.4

4star

M

1.6

2star

T

1.8

4star

CL

0.2

2star

 

[Ekomaira]

****ing Shane Ellen. who? exactly

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Not an ongoing thing, but Ben Ronke, a player picked at No. 17 in the 2017 rookie draft, kicked seven(!) goals and laid ten tackles against us in his third game. Such a performance is now a verb on the Hawthorn Board.

Ronke (verb):
"to deliver a performance significantly above expectations and perceived abilities"
With five goals to half time, he really ronked us!

Was at that game. I believe El Snarko still has nightmares.

 

[Pistol Night]

So I’m in your head rent free. Got it.

Mate only morons write that rubbish

 

[AlwaysHawks15]

Rory Lobb.

Apart from this year. Even with Freo and GWS. Like clockwork.

 

[AlwaysHawks15]

Colin Sylvia always used to dominate against us.

Think we have to tread a bit carefully here. The premise of the thread was spud footballers who turned it on for 1 game a year. Shouldn't speak ill of the dead.