Toast The 150,000 likes club (formerly 140,000 likes club)

[ferball]

Small Floppy Syndrome has always been one of the uglier aspects of Australian society.

Its okay. They have support groups for that now.

 

[ferball]

And special pills.

 

[ferball]

What actual "judgement" has gone in to this?

It's just a collection of the bleeding freaking obvious blended with regurgitated ignorance.

 

[ferball]

This thread lends itself to quoting the OP.

 

[ferball]

I thought that moron was never going to shut up.

 

[Tectonic]

If you spent 3 minutes on average composing/editing each of 73,000 post that's 219,000 minutes.
3,650 hours
152 days

Solid effort

Revisiting this almost exactly 3 months later with a new total of 79,000+ posts

We will say 6,000 posts in 3 months
If you spent 3 minutes on each post (reading replies, composing, seething and searching for an appropriate gif out of the 10 or so you have on rotation)
18,000 minutes =
300 hours =
12.5 days of continuous, non stop big footy moments in the last 90 days.

An average of 3 hours a day flexing on internet strangers for reacts. Kudos

 

[Snake_Baker]

.................and you analyse it.

 

[Tectonic]

.................and you analyse it.

It's just numbers in a calculator dude

 

[see see]

Revisiting this almost exactly 3 months later with a new total of 79,000+ posts

We will say 6,000 posts in 3 months
If you spent 3 minutes on each post (reading replies, composing, seething and searching for an appropriate gif out of the 10 or so you have on rotation)
18,000 minutes =
300 hours =
12.5 days of continuous, non stop big footy moments in the last 90 days.

An average of 3 hours a day flexing on internet strangers for reacts. Kudos

+ another minute per post for stealth edits and deletes.

 

[barnrokn]

 

[Snake_Baker]

Can people believe that I put on 134 likes in a single day?

It's like compound interest.

 

[Lomas]

Can people believe that I put on 134 likes in a single day?

It's like compound interest.

I’ll bite. How is it like compound interest?

 

[shinboner magic]

I’ll bite. How is it like compound interest?

I’d lay off the difficult questions , Considering it’s a reaction score and not likes

 

[EDFL follower]

Can people believe that I put on 134 likes in a single day?

It's like compound interest.

Have you ever considered putting yourself on tinder or another dating app?
To average 30 posts a day for 10 years is a bit sad.

 

[Snake_Baker]

I have enough stalkers here already thanks.

 

[north_lad]

I have enough stalkers here already thanks.

to be fair, you don't have to look very hard to find you

 

[see see]

Have you ever considered putting yourself on tinder or another dating app?
To average 30 posts a day for 10 years is a bit sad.

It's actually an even shorter period than that due to a couple of years unexplained gap on his BigFooty CV.

Getting Video Ezy Guy on Tinder is a great idea as it's pretty clear that he isn't currently getting what people who go on dating apps are looking for. Certainly explains the palpable sense of frustration and barely suppressed rage in his posting.

#getsnakesontinder

 

[SpiderBurton22]

It's actually an even shorter period than that due to a couple of years unexplained gap on his BigFooty CV.

Getting Video Ezy Guy on Tinder is a great idea as it's pretty clear that he isn't currently getting what people who go on dating apps are looking for. Certainly explains the palpable sense of frustration and barely suppressed rage in his posting.

#getsnakesontinder

Who knows, maybe Grindr is more his style.

NTTAWWT.

 

[Swallow_Wood]

It's actually an even shorter period than that due to a couple of years unexplained gap on his BigFooty CV.

Getting Video Ezy Guy on Tinder is a great idea as it's pretty clear that he isn't currently getting what people who go on dating apps are looking for. Certainly explains the palpable sense of frustration and barely suppressed rage in his posting.

#getsnakesontinder

So Snake is our very own incel?

Lol.

 

[Mav]

This thread lends itself to quoting the OP.

 

[ferball]

View attachment 1146823

Plus 80 bonus IQ points for context.

 

[the flying ham]

Haha wtf is this thread. Absolute fart sniffing 101

 

[Snake_Baker]

Sales of the Tawny Port have been flying out the door folks, and we're down to our last 10,000 bottles, so don't miss out and get in fast.

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

Snake, you are a w***er, but I love you (platonically of course).

If Snake didn't exist, we would have to invent him.

You are not anywhere as good as the Dad Joke thread, but who or what is?

When Brissie were crap for so long we needed 'a Snake'.

Been drinking my Stanton and Killeen Vintage 2005

 

[ferball]

The resident neurotics are going to struggle for material this week.