Vent The 2021 Horse's Ass Award - Voting Now Open !!!

Who is the Winner of the 2021 Horse's Ass Award

  • N Hind - away from Marvel

    Votes: 1 7.7%
  • Leon Cameron - multiple and varied colourful nominations

    Votes: 11 84.6%
  • Any players attending Rugby games - you idiots !!

    Votes: 1 7.7%
  • Samson Ryan - the -2pt marvel

    Votes: 1 7.7%
  • J Macrae

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • The AFL

    Votes: 2 15.4%
  • Champion Data

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Luke Parks - 5 pts in 80% game time plus an injury

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Jordan Clark

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • R'OB - for failing to football until part way through the season

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • C Daniel - a 20pt game plus suspension from a "premo" defender

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Sholl

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Zerrett - for services to timing of captaincy selections

    Votes: 1 7.7%
  • P Dangerflop - various and collected stupidity

    Votes: 1 7.7%
  • Mumford - for existing

    Votes: 1 7.7%
  • St Kilda Selectors - for not picking Highmore - who could actually play

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Jon Ralph

    Votes: 1 7.7%
  • Zevon

    Votes: 1 7.7%
  • Horse - for late selection drama when you knew he wasn't playing you asshat

    Votes: 1 7.7%

  • Total voters
    13
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TedDougChris

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Ok, it's finally here - the one you have been waiting for, it's the biggest award of the season, it's the 2021 Horse's Ass Award.....

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This is given to the player, coach, AFL administrator, or even yourself - which has caused the most significant amount of pain to the Fantasy Football community in 2021....

This is a veritable who's who of Fantasy Football spud-dom.....

Previous winners of the award include: John "Horse" Longmire, J "H" Longmire, Luke "Crazy Bevo" Beveridge, J Longmire Esq and TheRednWhite !!

Nominations can either be for an individual performance: see C Daniel, L Parks etc.
Or for a broader body of work: L Cameron, D Houston
Or for being a complete and utter numpty and ruining the season: G McLachlan

Nominations for other AFL Fantasy Board members will be highly considered.

So - have at it all. I'll collate the nominations and if I can remember how to turn this into a poll, voting will shortly follow.....
 

Fitzey

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Indeed. We should put some details into the nominations, I'll try to pull out his stats....
Solid idea, I added it up about a month ago I think but obviously his average away from Marvel would of went down again from that.
 

TedDougChris

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That’s the guy, 1 game, 1 hit out and 1 free kick against for a Fantasy score of minus 2.

Price went from $192k down to $175k.

That's a fairly serious effort in one game..... Strong nomination, well played !!
 

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macrae first week brought him in scored 80 should have just kept Parish

Leon Cameron for ******* taranto
 

tigs2010

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If you're not voting Leon Cameron then you aren't playing Fantasy properly.
 

Gunf

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Leon

Although the true answer is The AFL

HM CD for ******* me constantly by removing points or ignoring tackles etc
 

TedDougChris

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Only 1 correct answer to this Leon

Although the true answer is The AFL

One thing that does surprise me about GWS. The AFL basically fund them, which is fine for now - but why haven't they ever rung up and said "Any chance we could get a competent coach in charge ??"

I mean, that's what I'd do to fix things.....
 

TedDougChris

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Tough choice. Let me have a think about who deserves the Clueless Cameron award

I'll be definitely nominating Luke Parks for his stellar 5 point haul in 80% game time - before getting injured and missing the next week...

Not only did he screw up one week - he then subsequently caused massive chaos the following week as well....
 

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I'll be definitely nominating Luke Parks for his stellar 5 point haul in 80% game time - before getting injured and missing the next week...

Not only did he screw up one week - he then subsequently caused massive chaos the following week as well....
Luke Parks plays for Carlton
Carlton has a history of picking up GWS rejects
Leon Cameron coaches GWS
 

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My noms:
Jordan Clark for making me think he could football in the pre-season
ROB for deciding to not start his season until Round 3
Sholl for having a knack of being stuck on the "other" wing
C.Daniel for his 20 pointer and deciding that wasnt enough of a finger - getting himself rubbed out in the same game
Zerrett for his two lowest games of the season being the two with the C slapped on his arse
Leon Cameron for being himself
 

TedDougChris

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My noms:
Jordan Clark for making me think he could football in the pre-season
ROB for deciding to not start his season until Round 3
Sholl for having a knack of being stuck on the "other" wing
C.Daniel for his 20 pointer and deciding that wasnt enough of a finger - getting himself rubbed out in the same game
Zerrett for his two lowest games of the season being the two with the C slapped on his arse
Leon Cameron for being himself

Good nominations mate !!
 
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