The 2022/23 Off-Season Ladder

[sthmelb_dimmies]

Not a bad run, tbh, that it's taken until Feb for a genuine offseason ladder thread to emerge.

Send in your bids and I'll update the OP as deemed eligible, however at this stage it looks like Ginnivan has secured this offseason for the Mags.



Harmless lulz (2 points)


Minor police charges/bringing your club or the game into disrepute (4 points)


Gate/Scandals the media don't shut up about (4 points a week when relevant)


Serious lulz (8 points)



Major police charges (8 points)




AFL Off-Season Ladder
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North Melbourne 12 Points

• Tarryn Thomas police investigation (8 points)
• Clarko forgetting he was at North and talking about Hawthorn in front of the playing group (2 points)
• Clarko threatening female journalists "your time will come" (2 points)

Collingwood 4 points

• Jack Ginnivan busted on the nose beers (bringing game into disrepute - 4 points)

West Coast 4 points

• Isiah Winder assault charge (minor police charges - 4 points)

Gold Coast 4 points

• Mac Andrew Drink Driving (minor police charges - 4 points)

Essendon 2 Points

• Stringer turning up to pre-season fat (again) (2 points)

St Kilda 2 points

• Dropbox lulz (2 points)

Bigfooty Off-Season Ladder
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Lethality 4 Points
Abusing OP to get thread credits (4 points)

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Hurry up and please finish school holidays, oh wait!

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Buddys Head 50 points

Am I doing this right?

 

[Purple Suit]

WC player Isiah Winder got charged with Assault
4 points

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

WC player Isiah Winder got charged with Assault
4 points

WAFL troll points, but I'll allow it

 

[Lethality]

I didn't give permission for my thread idea to be used. Please delete.

 

[Mofra]

Clarko forgetting he was at North and talking about Hawthorn in front of the playing group - 2 points

Stringer turning up to pre-season fat (again) - 2 points

 

[hawkman]

Tarryn Thomas

26

Tarryn Thomas

Age

24

Ht

190cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.0

3star

K

5.3

2star

HB

5.7

4star

M

2.1

2star

T

3.3

5star

CL

0.9

3star

D

7.8

2star

K

4.0

1star

HB

3.8

3star

M

1.3

1star

T

3.2

4star

CL

0.2

2star

D

12.8

4star

K

6.2

3star

HB

6.6

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

3.8

5star

CL

0.4

3star

- 8 points

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

Clarko forgetting he was at North and talking about Hawthorn in front of the playing group - 2 points

Stringer turning up to pre-season fat (again) - 2 points

Added

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

Tarryn Thomas - 8 points

Added

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

I didn't give permission for my thread idea to be used. Please delete.

No floggo, you had 4 months to set this up and failed.

 

[Lethality]

No floggo, you had 4 months to set this up and failed.

Please credit me

 

[Mofra]

Please credit me

What a small-dick-energy post

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

Please credit me

Ok

(You asked for it)

 

[Lethality]

What a small-dick-energy post

Body shaming 2 points

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

How many points for?:

- Glenn Archer hitting a cyclist (Norf).

- Joel Macdonald

Joel Macdonald

Age

39

Ht

188cm

Wt

87kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.0

4star

K

8.9

3star

HB

8.1

5star

M

4.5

4star

T

2.1

4star

No current season stats available

D

11.2

3star

K

8.2

4star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.0

3star

ripping off company investors, including former teammates James Strauss

James Strauss

Age

33

Ht

185cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.1

3star

K

6.0

2star

HB

5.2

4star

M

2.3

2star

T

2.5

4star

No current season stats available

D

14.8

4star

K

8.8

4star

HB

6.0

4star

M

3.2

4star

T

2.2

4star

and Rohan Bail

Rohan Bail

Age

35

Ht

183cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.8

4star

K

8.2

3star

HB

6.6

4star

M

3.5

4star

T

3.6

5star

CL

1.2

3star

No current season stats available

D

13.6

4star

K

7.4

3star

HB

6.2

4star

M

3.8

4star

T

3.6

5star

CL

0.5

3star

(Brisbane)

 

[Purple Suit]

Clarko forgetting he was at North and talking about Hawthorn in front of the playing group - 2 points

Stringer turning up to pre-season fat (again) - 2 points

Is turning up to training fat worth points?

WC 10 points

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

How many points for?:

- Glenn Archer hitting a cyclist (Norf).

- Joel Macdonald ripping off company investors, including former teammates James Strauss and Rohan Bail (Brisbane)

Nah, past players ineligible. Unless it’s Hirdy or Chicken Train

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

Is turning up to training fat worth points?

WC 10 points

You know there’s 17 others clubs you can troll?

 

[Purple Suit]

You know there’s 17 others clubs you can troll?

There’s only 16 and they are not as fun.

 

[hawkman]

Is turning up to training fat worth points?

WC 10 points

Only 5 players?

 

[Lethality]

Barry Cable accused of rape and child sex abuse. 8 points

Leigh Matthews exonerated for clocking him in 1971. Minus 8 points

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Clarko.
"Your time will come"
Hahahahaha
Bombres have dodged a major bullet

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

Clarko.
"Your time will come"
Hahahahaha
Bombres have dodged a major bullet

added (Regretful Clarkson apologises to 'threatened' reporter)

 

[Lethality]

Clucko shades of Malthouse at Carlton