Game Day The 2025 Draft Day Thread

[UseR2006]

And a song to sing as we watch,

Hey Matty Clarke by Kevin (Random260) Wilson :

Hey Matty Clarke you campaigner, where the **** is Sharp
I’ve looked at all these other spuds and there’s no one that I like
I wrote you a ****ing letter and posted about it twice
You dopey ****ing Richmond fart, you forgot my ****ing Sharp

If I wanted a stupid ruckman type, I would’ve bloody asked
And this half back flank and temu mid, you can shove right up your arse
You’ve stuffed the bloody order up, it’s enough to make you spew
But it’s not just me who’s snakey, SGIO is dirty too

Next time I come to see ya, I’m going to punch you in the guts
And I’ll sack the other recruiting knobs and kick Toddy in the nuts
You just wait 'til next year when you go back to the draft
And me and me little GIO come stomping through the door
And we'll say, yeah, you wait for it

Hey Pyke and Woosh you smell his breath
And check his bloodshot eyes
And don't listen to him eagles fans 'cause he tells ****ing lies
He's just a ****ing useless campaigner and he's not even very bright
'Cause the stupid ****in' w***er, forgot me ****in' Sharp

Hey Matty Clarke you campaigner, where the **** is Sharp
I’ve looked at all these other spuds and there’s no one that I like
I wrote you a ****ing letter and posted about it twice
You dopey ****ing Richmond fart, you forgot my ****ing Sharp

A Quick Ai rendition: https://suno.com/s/blQP3cSnulhqYb5g
It's funny how it interrupted the lyrics XD

 

[Barrybran]

Are those sisters on CDT's table? Get Bella down there.

 

[Scotland]

Welcome Duursma and CDT. Easily the two best players in the draft now that we have picked them.

 

[FatPizza]

we now have a problem, we have players now that victorian clubs are gonna be like seagulls when theyre out of contract.

Should've picked Farrow at 1 and Rodriguez at 2 then.

 

[Balls In]

AFL website feed unwatchable constantly dropping out

 

[THE A5]

Whats with the white hats ffs. Royal blue of **** off

 

[bzparkes]

I’ll go start the Willem Duursma [OOC 2028] thread after dinner

TheNostrodamus has probably already started it over on the D&T board.

 

[Dylan82]

There has to be an unwritten rule from AFL HQ that you can only make two bids in a row.

Going too much to Twomey's phantom draft to not be coincidental.

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Any news about CDT and reservations about moving west?

Nope, he said on Gettable this morning he's good with going anywhere, West or otherwise. That of course he'll miss his family and friends but once he gets to the club and around the boys he'll be good.

He said in a interview like yesterday or a couple days ago.

 

[NeedForTheReids]

Good eags. Eagerly waiting to see how the rest of the night goes

 

[amazingjoshy]

Mum didn't look that interested in donning any merch

 

[illegaleagle]

With CDT would think be the end of the Williams boys Bailey and Jack

 

[mulehoops]

See you guys at 8pm for our 3rd pick

Gonna be a long night staring at Nat Ewards clea.... I mean waiting for our next pick.

 

[GoEaglesGoSGIO]

Whats with the white hats ffs. Royal blue of **** off

Always gotta go with the away colours in Victoria I suppose

 

[PremiershipNo4]

Who would have thought we’d draft an 18 yr old ruckman?

 

[DRK_13]

Nope, he said on Gettable this morning he's good with going anywhere, West or otherwise. That of course he'll miss his family and friends but once he gets to the club and around the boys he'll be good.

He said in a interview like yesterday or a couple days ago.

Cheers for clarifying!

 

[Bender_]

No one does, they changed the system apparently

Great change, that's one way to keep the viewers enthralled on this overly manufactured attempt at entertainment - not even know who is being bid on for 5+ minutes.

 

[Dylan82]

D.Patterson bid at 5.

 

[Smotie2]

So we've replaced Oscar Allen

4

Oscar Allen

Age

26

Ht

196cm

Wt

96kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.8

2star

K

6.6

3star

HB

3.2

3star

M

3.8

4star

T

2.4

4star

G

1.1

4star

No current season stats available

D

8.6

3star

K

5.8

3star

HB

2.8

3star

M

3.8

4star

T

2.0

4star

G

1.2

4star

with cdt.

I reckon it's a positive totally.

 

[eagles rule]

Going to Twomey's script...

10 out of ten

 

[Farmer Lister]

Any news about CDT and reservations about moving west?

I heard he loves everything about Western Australia

 

[THE A5]

Always gotta go with the away colours in Victoria I suppose

White ain’t club colours anymore so at least get some gold in there

 

[Hap Hapablap]

Should've picked Farrow at 1 and Rodriguez at 2 then.

i have no issue with victorian players just hope we come good quickly to make them stay

 

[WCE777]

So no balls from ESS to trade who are we going after next?

 

[Cursedsword02]

Why we slacking on CDT's Welcome thread? I've already got Random's copypasta locked and loaded FFS!

 

[KBLT]

So the only reason the clubs get 5 minutes in round one is so the live coverage people can yap on for eternities?